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This sort of post reminds me why I will happlly really only debate horse racing, or sports if pushed. The other issues of life - politics/religion/gender issues - I just stay away from. They are too vexing, too many are too certain, everyone holds opinions of varying quality and.....life is too short.Β 

Whereas say, on RCafe, if Stodge gives you the run down on a northern horse shipped south for the MC, or Ohokaman drops a tip on the tip thread for Taupo, etc, that you can rely on as you know it comes from intelligent form students.Β 

Etc. I think most of you would get my drift.Β 

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THOUGHTS FROM DONALD TRUMPΒ  --Β  AFTER HE MET THE POPE:-

Β "I, President-to-be, Donald Trump, met with Pope Francis today. He's a really great pope β€” great, great pope. You know he's the leader of the Catholic Church β€” big, big church."
"I couldn't believe it when he told me how many Catholics there are. Way more than I thought. They have churches all over the world; some are very, very close,Β so close to my hotels and my golf courses."

He tells me he's elected for life, probably copying that Xi guy in China.Β Fantastic idea, though. Fantastic."
It turns out the pope is a lot like me, (Donald) --- you never see him with his wife."
"He told me he's infallible. I said that's great, you'll never have to worry about breaking a hip."
And told me about aΒ Mary Magdalene,Β beautiful girl, beautiful.
Apparently, a hooker. I asked him for her number. Didn't catch his answer. I'm told he said it in Latin. I give the guy credit becauseΒ he doesn't look Latino."
"He took me into the Sistine Chapel. Beautiful ceiling. Not the usual white stucco stuff. I don't think too many people even know about this place. The paintings are great, I'm telling you. Lots of colours."
"The Pope, great guy by the way, knows more about the Bible than almost anybody β€” we got along great, I think he really likes me, told me the whole thing was painted by this young Italian. I think his name is Mike Langelo."
"At least that's what Francis, (we're great friends), called him, I think. Trust me, we're going to hear more about this guy. He's really artistic, and everybody tells me I have the greatest eye for the best art. It's natural, just like my incredible understanding of science. All the renowned scientists say they can't believe it."
"I told Frank I'd like to buy some of Mike's art. I asked if Mike's done anything on velvet. He'll check - great guy.Β I'll hang his stuff at Mar-a-Lago or Trump Tower. This Mike guy needs more exposure. He's too much with the churches."
"He could paint my presidential portrait on the Capitol Dome.!!!Β  Or maybe a mural on my big, beautiful border wall; ---- but just on our side!"
"When we left, the Pope Frank gave me a bible. Huge book. Huge Book!Β Β I told him that I have the full set. You get one for free every time you take a porn star to a hotel room."
"Unbelievable. Just heard. The lamestream media is at it again.Β Fake news. Fake news. I just saw something on TV. They claim Mike, the painter, died 450 years ago.!!

Sad. I've already got people looking into this and you won't believe what they're finding."

I apologise if you have already seen this on Main StreetΒ 

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Hey Cee Tee ....we are home singing ragtime mate.

I took all the 6/4 I could get my hands on six months ago and took a bit of the 5/4 on the way down so all we do now is wait and then hold our hands out.

Carmelion Harris was never going to run a country like the USA so love him or hate him the Trumpster is going back to the White House again next month.

Good bet mate .....well done....and although I got better prices than you I won't be winning as much haha!!!

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