von Smallhaussen

I guess Sandpiper can't win

save money and close down Trackside channels - just screen NZ racing on the comedy channel.

Quick - call the meeting off!

Exactly - so if I break even I win

read the rules Liz and have a correction

Race 1 - Maktoum 25ew Race 2 - William Tell 25ew Race 3 - Civilised 25ew Race 4 - Padravina 25ew Race 5 - Sacred Day 25ew Race 6 - Elate 25ew Race 7 - Shes a Thief 25ew Race 8 - Volks Lightening 25ew Race 9 - Platinum Invador 25ew Race 10 - Firefly 25ew Thanks for the opportunity Pondy - what's the chance of $500 invested and either a massive collect total or sfa

oh come on now - the young fella writing this ( probably on minimum wage ) obviously had a maiden on his plate

The Totally Arrogant Bstds should sponsor a race - call it The TAB Memorial

plus Dan Weatherlry, Geoff Dickinson, Trevor Harris

did no one get the quinella on the cup?

if you want to watch John Allan - just turn your fan on slow and watch the blades for a while

They must love playing hide and seek at Head Office!

Winston said he knows a dead horse when he sees one - well this one is dead but it isn't buried yet and it is really starting to stink

I just had a look at Wingatui Race 2 and the useless bstds don't even show the weather or track conditions for the meeting! Never getting anymore $$$ off me to help pay their salaries.

when I saw the interview, at first I thought it was a public health warning to show what happens if you drink 10 cans of Red Bull before lunchtime!

I read this out aloud to Mrs vS and she almost peed herself and said -"she should have better control of her drawers!" Thanks for the comp and enjoyable day people.

Posting for Mrs vS coz she's the boss ! 1. Trentham R5 2.35pm - 6 - 10 2. Trentham R7 3.47pm - 9 - 13 BB 3. Trentham R8 4.22pm - 1 - 2 4. Trentham R9 4.55pm - 12 - 17 Q 5. Flemington R5 5.20pm - 7 - 8 6. Flemington R7 6.40pm - 1 - 5 7. Flemington R8 7.20pm - 11 - 13 8. Flemington R9 7.55pm - 12 - 15 Hi Maria

Like living in a country where Lada is the only car you can buy!

on reading his bio - could even be Rubber Sole - sounds like a right gumboot!

I bet Matt is not his real first name - more likely Robert

cricket umpires wanted apply Huka Falls Cricket Club

will there be an add attraction this year? - a 100mtr dash for all those arrested and dressed in orange HM overalls and dragging a ball n chain?