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von Smallhaussen last won the day on April 1 2020
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About von Smallhaussen
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Baz (NZ) reacted to a post in a topic: 2021 Predictions
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dock leaf reacted to a post in a topic: 2021 Predictions
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von Smallhaussen started following What have you done Steven?, 2021 Predictions, TAB new ad and 7 others
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1 - another handicapper will be caught betting - on an Aussie account 2- A club administrator will fall from grace big time 3 - An ex jockey will be fined for parking his bentley in a disabled carpark 4 - A leading buyer at Karaka will not be able to pay for his purchases
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hedley reacted to a post in a topic: TAB new ad
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That is exactly the one! What is the difference between the NZ TAB and a Lada car? At least you can push a Lada to keep it moving! Dean McKenzie - do not go on TV adverts asking punters to use the NZ TAB when it is not fit for purpose.
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shaneMcAlister reacted to a post in a topic: TAB new ad
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An error has occurred! How the f... can you bet with the bstds when you keep getting this message?
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Thanks for that and Happy New Year to you. I guess this means that the $10,000 races at Omoto are not actually run for $10,000 - so are they running for less than the minimum stake?
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NZTR need to get their house in order! I mean advertising a 13th and 14th stake for races with a start limit of 12 is not a good look! ( West coast races) Now here is an interesting question for you - if a $10,000 race only has 5 starters - what happens to the $1800 that is not earned by finishers? Is it divided between those 5 or is it kept in the coffers? If not divided between the finishers that means the race is only for a stake of $8,200 not the advertised $10,000
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Q (1), Maximum cash payout from TAB or tote
von Smallhaussen replied to Nerula's topic in Thoroughbred Cafe
I was asked last week if I would like a voucher - you should've seen the look on his face when I said " no thanks I use purex!" -
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Got that a couple of times back in my teens Even had a window sticker on the back "No stiletto''s in the back seat - you might rip the hood lining!'
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Watch this space Everything was going along nicely in 1985 in Matamata and then - along came Jones small thin Jones Slow walking Jones slow talking Jones along came long lean lanky Jones
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von Smallhaussen reacted to a post in a topic: NZ TAB embarrassing itself yet again '$50,000,000
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I will never be able to look at the top of a Christmas tree again!
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Watching the horses in parade ring or prelims on Trackside 1 and scrolling across the bottom of screen are numbers and names of horses from Santa Anita screening on Trackside 2. ffS if we wanted to see those names we would switch to Trackside 2 when watching NZ races on Trackside 1 we want to see the names and numbers of the horses that are on screen !
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"according to customers" - it could well be
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Cameron Lammas Not Riding at Hawke’s Bay
von Smallhaussen replied to Baz (NZ)'s topic in Thoroughbred Cafe
Stood down because his whiskers were too long? -
Leggy - do you know how a 'glove puppet' works?
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there's no boot on her vehicle!