von Smallhaussen

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  1. von Smallhaussen

    Kiwis get a nice double at Sunshine Coast

    such a fine bunch of individuals - but why would they race a maiden in provincial NSW for A$38,000 when they could race on their own champagne turf for NZ$10,000
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    The Informant

    then one wonders if these decisions made by the NZRB are political and are done as to close racing down completely!
  3. von Smallhaussen

    (The) Bostonian (NZ)

    I wish the sires of some of our horses had been exported just before we raced them!
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    Seven weeks to RITA and CEO Allen needs to resign

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    Damn TAB app.

    and in case you didn't know John - o is for off !
  6. we see that Maria has teamed PJ with Jack - so happy with that as long as PJ is accommodated
  7. if anyone deserves a late entry it is Mr. PJ - so if accepted Mrs. vS will partner up... will look out for acceptance or otherwise
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    Felaar this Saturday - Who wants 100/1??.....

    yeah - and I want to see a selfie photo of CBT pointing a finger at Leo as he hands him A$1,000
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    I believe rainwater - ie: from the sky brings trace amounts of nitrogen with it, hence in a frozen form (snow) it is regarded as the poor mans fertilizer. With regard to Leggy's thread - I have said here before that 20mm irrigation applied over 24 hours does not have the same effect as 20mm applied over 3 hours
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    True Story...almost.

    Biggus Dickus - who owns the pickle factory
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    This TAB website...

    they excel today - Warnanbool Race 1 they have number 8 The other half Scratched. According to Australian sites it actually ran! Just wait until one of their scratchings wins a race.
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    the focker wouldn't know which end of a paintbrush to hold!
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    This TAB website...

    don't worry the changes are coming - just not on the website
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    The trouble there is, those with the good intent don't like to get their hands dirty.
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    True Story...almost.

    it doesn't look like the antenna picks up all of the channels
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    What’s the go with Riverton

    we all know the handicap system is 'rubber ducked'
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    The only thing these clowns got right with new TAB.

    is there any connection (excuse the pun) between the NZ TAB and Spark - as in Spark Sport?
  18. von Smallhaussen

    Name for my horse please.

    Tag Heuer or Tissot both brands of Swiss watch
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    True Story...almost.

    Red Rum - hold fire! - we haven't got to the part about who beat who at the topless darts yet.
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    What’s the go with Riverton

    you'll still never get to 6 foot
  21. von Smallhaussen

    The only thing these clowns got right with new TAB.

    3 months into this new platform and you think we have problems? Wait until 2019 Melbourne Cup day and it will be the biggest cockup since Dunkirk!
  22. von Smallhaussen

    What’s the go with Riverton

    give them a bit of credit - they have all the info for Dongara
  23. von Smallhaussen

    What’s the go with Riverton

    A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'" the woman said embarrassingly. "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you are embarrassed." He thought a minute and then said, "You know, I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship. I'm sure your parrots will stop saying that...that phrase in no time." "Thank you," the lady responded, "this may very well be the solution." The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding their rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out in unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?" There was a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and said, "Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!"
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    Big news right here

    so where is all this likely to leave to 'plate thrower' as Midget calls her _ I always thought she was a 'ball tosser' !