Cubes

Morning All... Race 1...#3 , #7...BB Race 2...#1 , #3 Race 3...#1 , #4 Race 4...#5 , #6 Race 5...#3 , #4 Race 6...#2 , #3 Race 7...#2 , #5 Race 8...#2 , #3 Race 9...#5 , #7...BB Race 10...#3 , #9 Cheers

Mrs Cubes won a raffle or some such at Riccarton a few years back The prize was to be in the commentary box whilst Mark Macmeister called a race He was a total gentleman not only to her royalness but also to Dodecahedron , our middle child of two . He was busy as a bricklayer in Baghdad , but took the time to treat the famdamily as guests . A great racecaller who will be sorely missed but above and beyond that a gentleman in the true sense of the word . Knock ‘em dead Macinator !

Was it Donny and Marie who sang.... ”I’m a little bit country and a little bit etc etc “ ? 1.Oamaru 2. Waterlea 3.Mudgee 4.Beaudesert

Captain Cubes reporting for duty... Maybe that should be Corporal Cubes... The Cubemeister once rose in fact to the rank of “Sapper” in the NZ Territorial Army but as that is the lowest rank available in the Engineering Corp it wasn’t much of a glorious military career...Anywhoo...that is a thread for another time... Race 1...#1 , #2...BB Race 2...#1 , #3 Race 3...#4 , #8...BB Race 4...#6 , #8 Race 5...#1 , #8 Race 6...#2 , #15 Race 7...#6 , #11 Race 8...#8 , #9 Race 9...#2 , #9 Race 10...#6 , #7 Hot here in ol’ London Town...back next week Apologies natch to team-mates Thanks as always to scorer , organiser and sponsor Cubes and Out

The Cubemeister off to NZ versus convicts tomorrow @ Lords... Better get to snoozeland...going to be 35 degrees and ol’ London Town ain’t too good in the heat.... Race 1...#2 , #3...BB Race 2...#1 , #10 Race 3...#2 , #6 Race 4...#3, #6 Race 5...#4 , #6 Race 6...#7, #13 Race 7...#1, #6 Race 8...#2 , #14...BB Race 9...#1 , #11 Race 10...#3 , #6 Thank you to scorer , organiser and sponsor Apologies in advance to teammates....

Cubes is in pommyland @ the moment and been betting up a storm on the cricket and NZ thoroughbreds and neither my iPad or the TAB seem to know any difference ....it’s as if we were in sunny Christchurch...had no hassles at all The Cubemeister will probably get arrested on returning to NZ after this post... Ohhh well....at least we will go down punting.....

Great comp The Cubemeister can’t believe we didn’t back Southern Lad Cheers Koriomeister for being a great teammate and all round superstar Cubity is travelling in Londonium so if the K’meister doesn’t wish to punt the winningness then Auburn pls roll into next comp or donation to some animal/jockey welfare thingy of your choice No sleep...longest day...sun rises at 4:40 and goes down after ten Off to the science museum now for some light relief and looking at old computers.. Great week to all

Obviously due to be retired to pasture soon....The Cubemeister never used to make that kinda rookie mistake Longest day in pommyland....so Cubes is still wide awake...ish Bb on race 1 if allowed And two scratchings...that’s what happens when you post first... Race 2 #8 please Race 4 #3 please Chestnut....you are a legend Cheers

The Cubemeister travelling at the mo to sunny ol’ blighty Would like to say to see Royal Ascot and cricket and Wimbledon but that ain’t true... Dodecahedron and the Cubinator are in fact visiting Aunt Babs in Hammersmith Anywhoo... Race 1...#13 Race 2...#2 Race 3...#1 Race 4...#8 Race 5...#8 Race 6...#2 Race 7...#5 Race 8...#2...bb Race 9...#8 Race 10...#4...bb Hope Cubes got the right thread...seems more banter than selections Right now....off to the Frog and Thistle for a pint

Took it to TAB Fitzgerald Ave New Owners at pub there who were quite nice and polite said ticket had expired....any queries call TAB 0800 blah blah blah TAB 0800 blah blah blah said stick your winning ticket into the trash can.....six months since race Mrs Cubes not impressed CCF_000027.pdf

Cheers Ready Teddy Eddy but them's the peeps that said on the 0800 numberness that six months had passed and the ticket goneburger...

So Mrs Cubes plonks 10 e/w on her horse on NZ Cup day Nov 17th 2018 Bet placed on-course at Riccarton Horse wins June 12th 2018 Mrs Cubes finds at the bottom of one of her countless handbags said ticket Mrs Cubes goes to TAB outlet TAB sheila in a snarling voice goes " Six months past race....ticket expired" Question : Where do TAB send staff for customer satisfaction training ?

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.....

And as dawn rises here at Cube Central and the bleary eyes forget the drubbing at pool The Cubemeister took from the neighbours whom dropped in unexpectingly 'round dinner time , we turn on the ol' computer and check for the late race results .(Note to self : just because a bottle of red wine is opened does it mean you have to finish it) Being a farmer The Cubinator is an early to rise and early to bed kinda geometrical bloke . And whatdoyaknow ? Great comp Any winningness to charity of your choice Redmeister

Any winningness spondoolie to Charity of the Black K'meisters choice As we used to say in the fish markets when Cubity was a barrow boy in London " Made round to go round " That PhD that Mrs Cubes made The Cubinator take in abacus spinning down there at the University of Kurow finally pays off....