Hermione

Cambridge could be more proactive regards on course betting. The Sports Bar, where there is a large assortment of clientele, have removed the 2 betting nooks at the back of the room and now rely solely on a lovely lady doing her best in the corner of the bar. I know there is a machine in the room, but its reliability is suspect. Are the TAB hoping that everyone is going to do online betting on their phone? We have been a few times recently, I have watched the long line of hopeful punters between races, considered having a bet myself, but decided standing in a line for 10 minutes isn't worth the effort, and yes we do have a tab account, but being on course is a different kettle of fish? I think they have lost a few dollars? Our group like everyone to throw a few dollars on the table, there is a VERY complicated picking system of who spends the money, and we just wait and see, this happens all through the night. Now? Forget it....

Thanks, was having a moment and couldn't remember the name, his father was Paul?

Who was the other commentator tonight? Apart from Aaron...

Well there may be a couple of contenders for Shane McGowan? Watch his funeral service and listen to Glen Hamsard and Declan ORourke, McGowan as a lyricist was beyond compare, but his looks......

Life is like toilet paper.... you're either on a roll, or taking shit from someone.....

I tried to marry my ex wife... but she figured out I was only after my money...

Every day I go to work, I hide...... cos good employees are hard to find.

I quit my job at the Helium factory.... I won't be spoken to in that tone,,,,

Who was the builder of King Arthur's Round Table? Sir Cumference....

I married my wife for her looks..... but not the ones she's been giving me lately....

Ever since I got a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude to me...... pushing me around and talking behind my back.....

I asked my wife if I was the only one she had been with.... She said yes.... all the others had been nines and tens......

The absolute best option for the Racecafe site would, in my humble opinion, be for a separate Humour entity entirely, e.g. Thoroughbred... Harness... Greyhound.. Humour... etc. Then if you are feeling like you need a lift mentally and emotionally, or you've just heard the funniest thing ever you can flick to that forum and share. Otherwise it just gets buried in the fluff....

Talking about Cambridge... have been a couple of times recently, we usually all meet up in the sports bar. What a mess, now there is only 1 TAB outlet, queues of people, most walk away just as the race begins? What are they doing????? Easy to imagine the amount of money they are losing. I am not a great gambler, but do love a dabble when at the races. Look up, see the length of the queue and change my mind, carry on talking...

Umm, that won't work either Lloyd... future looks bleak....