RaceCafe..#1...Tipsters Thread.... Share Your Fancies For Fun...Lets See Who The Best Tipsters Here Are.

Hermione

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  1. Well there may be a couple of contenders for Shane McGowan? Watch his funeral service and listen to Glen Hamsard and Declan ORourke, McGowan as a lyricist was beyond compare, but his looks......
  2. Life is like toilet paper.... you're either on a roll, or taking shit from someone.....
  3. I tried to marry my ex wife... but she figured out I was only after my money...
  4. Every day I go to work, I hide...... cos good employees are hard to find.
  5. I quit my job at the Helium factory.... I won't be spoken to in that tone,,,,
  6. Who was the builder of King Arthur's Round Table? Sir Cumference....
  7. I married my wife for her looks..... but not the ones she's been giving me lately....
  8. Ever since I got a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude to me...... pushing me around and talking behind my back.....
  9. I asked my wife if I was the only one she had been with.... She said yes.... all the others had been nines and tens......
  10. The absolute best option for the Racecafe site would, in my humble opinion, be for a separate Humour entity entirely, e.g. Thoroughbred... Harness... Greyhound.. Humour... etc. Then if you are feeling like you need a lift mentally and emotionally, or you've just heard the funniest thing ever you can flick to that forum and share. Otherwise it just gets buried in the fluff....
  11. Talking about Cambridge... have been a couple of times recently, we usually all meet up in the sports bar. What a mess, now there is only 1 TAB outlet, queues of people, most walk away just as the race begins? What are they doing????? Easy to imagine the amount of money they are losing. I am not a great gambler, but do love a dabble when at the races. Look up, see the length of the queue and change my mind, carry on talking...
  12. Umm, that won't work either Lloyd... future looks bleak....
  13. Aeternum Somnium surely??
  14. Haven't been paying much attention lately, but tonight I see Natalie not listed anywhere? Is she still driving?
  15. But... have you moved all your files yet?
  16. Tried to get onto HRNZ site this morning to check on infohorse. Trouble getting on first because Firefox advised me it was an unsecured site and did I really want to proceed. Yes please. Umm headlines says 20th September most of website unavailable because they are shifting to another building. Can't get my head around the logic, it reads as if they have physical files on site that will be trucked elswhere?
  17. So.... is this now the end of this entertaining discussion, will I now have to google if I want pics of the orange fella to share?
  18. Just putting it out there.... Diet Coke... bombshell discovery, the sweetener is possibly carcinogenic to humans......
  19. Pretty sure I have the same picture in a doco about the Chinese garlic wars.... prisoners preparing garlic for sale...
  20. Storms and teacups etc come to mind... love his commentating....
  21. This whole situation is absolutely appalling and shameful. Who is the person who was ultimately responsible for this mess, surely governance isn't take the money and run....
  22. Think it is pretty similar to purchasing fresh air? Nothing that you can actually see or touch but if you have enough of it you can be called wealthy?? No pity for them.....
  23. I will be unable to attend unfortunately, have flu like symptoms, not covid,  but safest thing is stay home,  Please put in my apologies and toss the lot out......

  24. This is akin to falling down a deep black hole from which there is no future, no hope and just a crushing defeat of a once vibrant industry...