rdytdy 5,457 Report post Posted December 2, 2024 Zakhu, ADM, Baz (NZ) and 5 others 8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alf Riston 2,086 Report post Posted December 2, 2024 I missed your post here Ted and gave it a write up in the Tips section Here's one in Tokyo tonight. Shita Pants Brown gelding by William Shatners Pants Suffered the worst of runs on debut, but bowled along in front 2nd up and proved hard to pass. Expected to wipe them tonight. Zakhu, rdytdy, Pak Star and 1 other 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shad 1,654 Report post Posted December 3, 2024 22 hours ago, Alf Riston said: I missed your post here Ted and gave it a write up in the Tips section Here's one in Tokyo tonight. Shita Pants Brown gelding by William Shatners Pants Suffered the worst of runs on debut, but bowled along in front 2nd up and proved hard to pass. Expected to wipe them tonight. You sure your not taking a swipe at him, or soiling his reputation. Blaird and Alf Riston 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alf Riston 2,086 Report post Posted December 3, 2024 22 minutes ago, Shad said: You sure your not taking a swipe at him, or soiling his reputation. It went poorly - maybe Tird up syndrome Blaird and Shad 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alf Riston 2,086 Report post Posted December 3, 2024 Actually, it went like crap. I'll stop now.... Shad and Blaird 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaird 442 Report post Posted December 4, 2024 18 hours ago, Alf Riston said: I'll stop now.... no don't stop, best laugh I have had for a long time, almost pissa my pants scooby3051 and Alf Riston 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alf Riston 2,086 Report post Posted December 4, 2024 20 hours ago, Alf Riston said: Actually, it went like crap. I'll stop now.... To be fair, it wasn't the best of runs - got squeezed out on the turn Blaird 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idolmite 3,252 Report post Posted December 4, 2024 27 minutes ago, Alf Riston said: To be fair, it wasn't the best of runs - got squeezed out on the turn Did the jockey have to let it go early? Blaird and Alf Riston 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alf Riston 2,086 Report post Posted December 4, 2024 The stipes report did contain something about skid marks - I thought it was from a track inspection but maybe not Blaird 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaird 442 Report post Posted December 4, 2024 1 hour ago, Idolmite said: Did the jockey have to let it go early? he actually got disqualified because he weighed in overweight lol get it....coz he had a bit extra in his pants didn't quite have the effect I was going for, in fact that was a rather crappy attempt, think i'll leave it to the experts Alf Riston 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdytdy 5,457 Report post Posted December 4, 2024 Didn't really stretch out in the straight finisning fifth. I think it was just going through the motions. Alf Riston, Idolmite, scooby3051 and 1 other 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idolmite 3,252 Report post Posted December 4, 2024 18 minutes ago, rdytdy said: Didn't really stretch out in the straight finisning fifth. I think it was just going through the motions. And l just thought the track was extra heavy Black Kirrama, Blaird and Alf Riston 1 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shad 1,654 Report post Posted December 4, 2024 4 hours ago, Blaird said: no don't stop, best laugh I have had for a long time, almost pissa my pants Remember the greyhound his name was puma pants, think he won a few races to. Alf Riston and Blaird 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alf Riston 2,086 Report post Posted December 4, 2024 Apparently the full brother Shita Brick is recovering from severe constipation but can go well when sorted Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idolmite 3,252 Report post Posted December 4, 2024 If enough people agree, you could start a movement........although given your advanced age it might have to be in slow motion Alf Riston 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idolmite 3,252 Report post Posted December 4, 2024 2 hours ago, Alf Riston said: The stipes report did contain something about skid marks - I thought it was from a track inspection but maybe not Skid marks, you say? https://youtube.com/shorts/DZOBsda4xrM?si=ZLfrLwzHzjSXEMOC Alf Riston 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lloyd 3 Report post Posted December 4, 2024 When the stipes viewed the film, they thought it might be a Close Encounter of the Turd Kind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Lane 1,251 Report post Posted December 4, 2024 A greyhound trainer I knew had a favourite expression when something ran badly. "Ran like a busted arsehole". Never heard that expression before or since. Alf Riston and Idolmite 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaird 442 Report post Posted December 5, 2024 18 hours ago, Shad said: Remember the greyhound his name was puma pants yep, the only time i followed greyhounds was when he was racing, i would always be giggling listening to the commentary Alf Riston 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shad 1,654 Report post Posted December 5, 2024 1 hour ago, Blaird said: yep, the only time i followed greyhounds was when he was racing, i would always be giggling listening to the commentary Yes the first time I heard the commentary, I had to go check the fields, as I thought I was hearing things, was also one racing in aussie called cheese zee elmut, or something similar. Surprised how they get through. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alf Riston 2,086 Report post Posted December 5, 2024 There was something similar to this going around in NZ a while back that my industrial deafness couldn't decipher clearly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...