RaceCafe..#1...Tipsters Thread.... Share Your Fancies For Fun...Lets See Who The Best Tipsters Here Are.

von Smallhaussen

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  1. tell those that run trackside - they stop showing celebrations and move to let the audience watch dogs dump on the track at some outback aussie place.
  2. yes we have no news- I bet Winston's favourite icecream flavour is vanilla
  3. 4pm - does he do an hours practice in front of a mirror before sale starts?
  4. and it is till the same at 4.10pm - come on Government let someone else take the punting $$$ on NZ Racing these clowns are selling the industry down the gurgler.
  5. slacker than slack - the Totally Arogant Bstds still have it there at 2.00pm after 3 races today John Allan kick some rrrrrs
  6. nothing will happen unless Ellerslie is abandoned before the big races next Saturday. Only then will those that only see the little picture start to wriggle.
  7. being the educated Doc - you are no doubt aware that the generic form of viagra is mycoxaflopin
  8. why did he have to go overseas Midget? - have all the pharmacies up your way refused to supply his viagra?
  9. whether our wethers like the weather they are out in the paddock with not much more rain track should be perfect - just dead I would guess
  10. Attn Midget - Morty can you let Leo know it looks like some nice pleasant person has hacked his computer or Ipad !
  11. what has happened - this is like 'batting for the other side!'
  12. I went to the barbers and asked for a haircut like Bevans Weeny's - and the barber said what does that look like? I said you know one of those ones with a hole in the middle
  13. straight from the horses mouth -"best track ridden on for some time! crowd did look a little disappointing though - maybe all saving up for next Saturday was a bit busy at times but didn't spot yellow Lizzy !
  14. Firefly - I remember one of those at Riccarton. was it with Ned Thistoll?
  15. I would if I could because my blood is black and my bones are made of granite
  16. will NZTR or the Racing Board compensate those that are out of pocket due to flight changes?
  17. and if next year the weather is back to normal they achieve the objective without doing anything
  18. they are too busy hiding up trees in Marton and behind bushes in Omakau
  19. yep was just going to mention that - imagine if all those Cantabs got over to the coast and couldn't get back
  20. admin - just think what the unemployment rate would be if OSH wasn't about to give the unemplyable a fulltime job! As for the testing of jug cord - that is easy to get around. Get one of these one's and tell them the jug doesn't have a cord