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    SATURDAY 23/5 COMP

    Randwick Race 1...#12 Race 2...#3 Race 3...#3 Race 4...#11 Race 5...#5 Race 6...#2 Race 7...#11 Race 8...#6 Race 9...#9 Flemington Race 1...#4 Race 2...#5 Race 3...#5 Race 4...#12 Race 5...#5 Race 6...#7 Race 7...#11 Race 8...#2 Race 9...#1 Cheers and Good Luck to All
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    Omnishambles

    Mrs Cubes seems to have bin convinced to purchase a thoroughbred no-one else wants but the deal is the Cubemeister gets to name him !! So if no other 'Cafer goes out and nicks the name.....
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    Omnishambles

    Hey Bluester.....know your getting on a bit and the ol' hearing going so Cubes will type slowly..... Omnishambles....definition....right from my mate Tarquin the one eyed farrier 1. Leo Molloy dress sense 2 . Just about everything that is going on in the world right now and we have a full moon coming up in another week or so....gulp 3 . The carnage Mrs Cubes is inflicting on the ol' joint credit card as 7 weeks of pent up retail therapy is unleased 4. Name of new horse 5.The fact that Cubitys' car insurance went up whilst the vehicle depreciated by 20 % and yet hadn't been driven for 7 weeks 6. Leo Molloy dress sense Cubes and Out
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    Randwick comp this Saturday

    The sun is shining here at Cube Central so what better way to spend a Saturday than inside watching the nags... Race 1...#1 , #5 , #10 , #15 Race 2...#3 , #4 , #5 , #7 Race 3...#4 , #5 , #9 , #11 Race 4...#5 , #7 , #8 , #10 Race 5...#1 , #4 , #12 , #14 Race 6...#2 , #6 , #10 , #11 Race 7...#1 , #9 , #10 , #13 Race 8...#1 , #2 , #3 , #8 Race 9...#1 , #3 , #11 , #13 Good luck to all and thanks to scorer
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    Weekend Comp - Rosehill and Flemington

    Mr Cubes has been told by her majestyness that apparently one should not throw darts at the lucky abacus and spin the magic dartboard but in fact perform those functions the other way 'round...... Hence the winning selections are thus : Rosehill Race 4...#2 , #11 Race 5...#6 , #11 Race 6...#1 , #10 Race 7...#10 , #14 Race 8...#5 , #10 Flemington Race 4...#13 , #14 Race 5...#13 , #15 Race 6...#10 , #13 Race 7...#7 , #8 Race 8...#9 , #11 Good luck to all Thanks Pondmeister and Scoobinator Cubes and Out
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    Randwick Competition FREE TO ENTER 18th April

    Magic abacus has been spun blah , blah , blah..... Race 1...#11 , #14 , #17 Race 2...#5 , #8 , #9 Race 3...#2 , #5 , #7 Race 4...#9 , #12 , #13 Race 5...#2 , #4 , #5 Race 6...#3 , #4 , #6 Race 7...#11 , #14 , #15 Race 8...#4 , #9 , #14 Race 9...#5 , #9 , #10 Thanks to scorer , organiser , sponsor(s) and good luck to all competitors....
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    $700 Comp... Randwick this Saturday

    The Cubemeister has spun the lucky abacus and the portents are thus : Race 1...#1 , #5 , #7 Race 2...#1 , #8 , #9 Race 3...#10 , #12 , #13 Race 4...#5 , #10 , #12 Race 5...#3 , #9 , #12 Race 6...#2 , #4 , #13 Race 7...#4 , #6 , #8 Race 8...#2 , #9 , #12 Race 9...#3 , #7 , #15 Race 10...#1 , #8 , #11 Thanks to all sponsors , scorers and organisers And Good Luck to all competitors Cubes and Out
  8. Okey Dokey Smokey All 'Cafers (we are sure) are fascinated about going's on at Cube Central and in general 'bout racing in Cannerbury (that reads Mainland ) NZ Well...here goes.... The Cube Clan moved out from the farm for home renovations in Feb but the rental we moved to was too small for The Cubemeister , Mrs Cubes , Dodecahedron and Prism plus Cocoa the chocolate Lab and the cats Elenoar and Spotty so Mrs Cubes , Dodecahedron , Cocoa and Norsty ( nickname for Elenoar) went down to the bach ( crib ) in Wanaka but then the govement put in place a lockdown ban and travel ban thingy and so The Cubinator got stranded in Christchurch and is in an earthquake damaged 2 bedroom dunga with Prism and Spotty (and the rest of the clan aren't ) however Mrs Cubes is not too perturbed 'cause she spoke to the trainer who said the Zacinto filly is fast but unruly (And all right-minded people must agree that you would rather have that than "slow and ruly" ) and the young colt is full of himself and prances 'round like a Group winner and racing in the Spring of 2020 will be the most awesome ever and Cubes knows many people doing it tough right know but also knows that better times are just around the corner . Hope I don't go broke by Spring and can enjoy NZ Cup Day Cubes and Out
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    Do we need a 2 Tier System of Thoroughbred Racing

    A win in the South Island is always betterer than a win in the non-Mainland Sux- Suxty...........Don't forget your roots
  10. Well whatya know... It's 32 degrees here in sunny Cannerbury and the tracks are rock hard But Mrs Cubes has bought a filly and she has natural speed (according to the trainer person ) and is ready to trial Cubity has scaled back in recent times his stable....plans to rule the world thru global domination of horseness have also in recent times bin scaled back...reality has set in Yet Spring is only 9 months away and Autumn is just around the corner So with a bit of easing in the turf the smaller Cube Central thoroughbredness team will charge onto gloriousness surely Despite personally being rejected from the RITA board and by Winston the Cubinator's faith in NZ Racing remains strong We love the animal , the game , the sport , and the puntingness that is Thoroughbred Racing and really ( and rarely) don't give a flying toss that the morons in Welly in control don't want Cubes help So onwards and upwards The school motto was " never a footstep backwards " South Island Racing is on the rise foresure Cut the Cable Cubes and Out
  11. Here is a free tip for fellow 'Cafers Do not think that giving her royalness a fascinator for a pressie in January is a good idea 'cause you got it cheap ( 'cause they are last seasons )'cause apparently you only buy the new season fascinators in the Spring (That is Spring 2020 not Spring 2019) The Cubemeister thought he was being mildly romantic and frugal at the same time but apparently is just a cheap b@#%*&d
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    Matt Cross

    Mrs Cubes rates the Crossmeister Big boots to fill with the depature of Mark Mac the Aussie foresure whom was great But one thing you cannot fake in life is passion.....and Matt Cross has it in spades....he loves the game and is passionate.....Cube Central says keep up the good work
  13. "Cause The Cubemeister knows 'Cafers are intereserted in this kinda stuff... The filly is a Roan and Cubes to be quite honest ( despite being a farmer) did not kow what that meant But Wikipedia sorted the Cubinator out...
  14. She ( Mrs Cubes) was crook so did not go The Cubemeister went but missed out on the cheese rolls 'cause they had sold out ... Back story..... Mrs Cubes bought a Zacinto filly about a year ago and this was the first time she had seen a racetrack Jockey got off and he said "She win next time" We are not talking about Mrs Cubes now but rather the filly Weather was great.... Good 2 this time of year ?...... Canterbury / South Island Racing alive and well... As a side note Cubity often enjoys the trials as much as a raceday....why...?????
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    Taylor Swift

    Mrs Cubes once said "Two outta three ain't bad" The Cubemeister to this day doesn't know what she meant
  16. Hastings Race 8...#9....Melody Belle Cubes and Out
  17. Rosehill Race 5 Number 4.....Superium Good luck everyone and Thanks to scorer , sponsor , and organiser
  18. Cold and rainy down here on the farm in Canterbury.... Up in Auckland 4 for days next week so hopefully it will be warmer... May even go to QH.... Randwick Race 5.....#3........Cheer Leader Go Tonga Cubes and Out
  19. Cubes' mate Socialist Pete won the meat raffle last night @ the RSA so we feel it is Cubemeister's turn.... Race 1...#1 , #8 Race 2...#8 , #10 Race 3...#1 , #3 Race 4...#7 , #10 Race 5...#6 , #13 Race 6...#2 , #6...BB Race 7...#3 , #8 Race 8...#2 , #3...BB Race 9...#10 , #13 Race 10...#2 , #8 Thanks as always to scorers , sponsors and organisers Good Luck to all competitors Cubes and Out
  20. So Mrs Cubes plonks 10 e/w on her horse on NZ Cup day Nov 17th 2018 Bet placed on-course at Riccarton Horse wins June 12th 2018 Mrs Cubes finds at the bottom of one of her countless handbags said ticket Mrs Cubes goes to TAB outlet TAB sheila in a snarling voice goes " Six months past race....ticket expired" Question : Where do TAB send staff for customer satisfaction training ?
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    Mrs Cubes gets grumpy with the TAB

    Because all good Hollywood stories have a Happy conclusion.... The Cubemeister got $143.00 credited to our Bank accountness on 21/8/2019 10 bucks each way....paying $10.30 the win / Three bucks eighty the place The Stakes placed mare.....Hot Fuss.... Winning the First on NZ Cup day 2018 .... Now retired and off to see Jon Snow.....
  22. Cubes is awake... Race 1...#1 , #2 ...BB Race 2...#2 , #7 Race 3...# 4, #9 Race 4...#3 , #6 Race 5...#7 , #8 Race 6...#3 , #4 Race 7...#3 , #7 Race 8...#1 , #3 Race 9...#8 , #13 Race 10...#9 , #11...BB Cubes and Out
  23. Apologies to partner in advance..... Race 1...#7 , #8 Race 2...#2 , #3 Race 3...#3 , #7 Race 4...#7 , #8 Race 5...#6 , #13 Race 6...#6 , #8 Race 7...#7 , #13...BB Race 8...#9 , #13 Race 9...#4 , #7 Race 10...#5 , #8 Race 11...#1 , #4 Race 12...#1 , #2...BB Thanks to organiser , scorer and sponsor The Cubemeister has a leave pass to go to the Casino today and play in a poker tourney........... And it's bucketing down with rain so perfect insideness weather.... Cubes and Out
  24. The lucky abacus has been spun The 13 winning quinellas are as follows : Race 1...#2 , #7 Race 2...#3 , #5 Race 3...#8 , #9 Race 4...#2 , #7 Race 5...#1 , #4 Race 6...#9 , #12 Race 7...#1 , #10 Race 8...#10 , #11 Race 9...#2 , #11 Race 10...#4 , #7 Race 11...#1 , #7 Race 12...#1 , #11...BB Race 13...#13 , #15...BB Cheers Cubes and Out
  25. ' Cause her majesticness is down South in Wanaka But Cubity will be there Best Calcutta in the Central South Island during August Great Speaker Any other 'Cafers going ?