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It is generally known that Cubes is an absolutely useless punter and basically just about always loses money at the track

And The Cubemeister was generally useless in the recent Spring Comp and let the team ...Black Caviar down.....Sorry Team

Cubes thinks he got 1 quinella in a 10 week quinella tipping comp

And The Cubinator did not really want to go on Wednesday @ Riccarton and was put in some bubble by the birdcage and everyone at the table beside Cubes had a mask but they were the only people and we were about 1 foot away so no-one seems to know what social distancing is and so etc 

And Cubes , who does not consider himself to be a boasty type , out of nowhere , had one of those days .....and we've to Riccarton maybe 200 times....ChelseaCol help me out there....

And the teller @ the TAB booth thingy did not have enough mullah for Cubes ""So I took that all I could get" like Bachman Turner Overdrive used to say so we had to have some dosh deposited into the online account and then we got a text or something saying the account was temp suspended because the TAB thought Cubes was a professional gambler or something which is about as far from reality as anything

And Cubes whom hadn't studied the form or anything nailed 5 quinellas in a row

 

And Cubes is looking forward to Saturday

 

 

 

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Good on you cubes, the tide will always turn, shad has never forgotten cubes generosity  a couple of years back, on cup day, he was very welcoming and the perfect host, somethings one never forgets, good luck on Saturday, maybe some more luck will be on the cards with a nice horse that hasn't had a lot of luck in her races, combined with a few of the visitors draw to boot, finally gets a decent alley, and that's no fable.

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For many years now, I have enjoyed the Cubemeister's comments on this blog site.  He has always sounded like a wonderful gentleman whom one would want to join for a beer or ten at Riccarton.  From his comments he has had several bad days on the punt.

So, he has a great run, and the TAB won't pay him out as he might be a dodgy character.

TAB officials are so dumb that they cannot recognise the Cubemeister as one of the racing game's great characters.  To withhold paying a gentleman like him, out would require a  formally typed letter on letterhead so that he could show his mates the letter each week, every week, for the next ten years,  But, seriously, we are in the odd spot of bother if our monopolist betting agency is so deranged that they would  withhold funds from such a dinkum trier, a dyed in the wool gambler, a man with a beautiful turn of phrase.

Cubemeister; get along there on Saturday and take that totalisator apart.

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Fantastic Cubes...

I heard there was an International 'threat' there that the TAB was worried about,

Guessed it would be you ...after all those horses running the Quinella  gave it away ......Tres Bon , Meglomaniac , Decisive , Original Gangster !!!!

Of course they felt threatened by the French Meister de la Cubes !

Go again Saturday !

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Pleased to hear you had some luck Cubes. The TAB often seem to be doing all they can to make the game difficult. I heard from many people betting on course at Addington Tuesday that they could happily deposit $ into those hopeless self betting terminals - but cashing tickets into real money seemed rather difficult.

May bump into you Saturday mate

 

PS - I think 200 times is a starting point probably on the number of visits to Riccarton.

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Great stuff ,keep it up and the cube might end up getting square.As for the money laundering rules why do they not target crooks putting dirty money IN instead of honest winners taking money OUT .Truly retarded rules by  truly retarded TAB execs,or is it that they want to get their cut first before any rules are enforced?

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20 hours ago, Cubes said:

and then we got a text or something saying the account was temp suspended because the TAB thought Cubes was a professional gambler or something which is about as far from reality as anything

Cubes you of al peeps should know about AML which is probably what TAB was on about. Nonetheless congrats on your collects as you surely deserved every one of them🤑

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22 hours ago, Cubes said:

It is generally known that Cubes is an absolutely useless punter and basically just about always loses money at the track

And The Cubemeister was generally useless in the recent Spring Comp and let the team ...Black Caviar down.....Sorry Team

Cubes thinks he got 1 quinella in a 10 week quinella tipping comp

And The Cubinator did not really want to go on Wednesday @ Riccarton and was put in some bubble by the birdcage and everyone at the table beside Cubes had a mask but they were the only people and we were about 1 foot away so no-one seems to know what social distancing is and so etc 

And Cubes , who does not consider himself to be a boasty type , out of nowhere , had one of those days .....and we've to Riccarton maybe 200 times....ChelseaCol help me out there....

And the teller @ the TAB booth thingy did not have enough mullah for Cubes ""So I took that all I could get" like Bachman Turner Overdrive used to say so we had to have some dosh deposited into the online account and then we got a text or something saying the account was temp suspended because the TAB thought Cubes was a professional gambler or something which is about as far from reality as anything

And Cubes whom hadn't studied the form or anything nailed 5 quinellas in a row

 

And Cubes is looking forward to Saturday

 

 

 

Bachman turner overdrive was also  known to utter the maxim " let it roll"

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And to be fair to Cubes he asked Decahedron what his lucky number was and it is 4 and Mrs Cubes who has sadly passed away had a lucky number of 7 and Cubes likes a Hickman runner and The Cubemeister asked Prism whom to back but Cubes got the silent treatment 'çause he does not like the horseracingness ( the middle child of 2  and his lucky number is 29 and that's not very helpful anyway) so Cubes thought Opie is quite a good jockey and ......

By the way........why do men need a mask to go to the portaloo and females don't ?

Probably why Cubes doesn't do too well in tipping comps

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15 hours ago, Cubes said:

And to be fair to Cubes he asked Decahedron what his lucky number was and it is 4 and Mrs Cubes who has sadly passed away had a lucky number of 7 and Cubes likes a Hickman runner and The Cubemeister asked Prism whom to back but Cubes got the silent treatment 'çause he does not like the horseracingness ( the middle child of 2  and his lucky number is 29 and that's not very helpful anyway) so Cubes thought Opie is quite a good jockey and ......

By the way........why do men need a mask to go to the portaloo and females don't ?

Probably why Cubes doesn't do too well in tipping comps

Marshy reckons Fettercairn and Lincoln King are worth a dollar or two Cubes…..😉

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