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Bad Flamingo

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So the trainer says the horse needs a name ….like NOW...and then  Mrs. Cubes said something like we need a name for the horse and then Cubes didn't know what to do and then Coco the chocolate Lab brings in the toy  stuffed Flamingo and Dodecahedron ….the eldest....says "Share the Flamingo"" and Coco the Lab doesn't and so Prism the middle child of two says "Share the Flamingo " but Coco is as thick as anything so doesn't so Mrs. Cubes says Bad Flamingo and that's how the thoroughbred got his name

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And then the new trainer who seems like a nice bloke said we may not make the field @ Phar Lap so let's go to Wingatui and even though the form line is terrible @ 67x9 we maybe get some rating points or something like that so when Cup week comes round @ Riccarton we might get a start for some decent coin but then on the news we heard that NZ Cup Week is somewhat curtailed but then Cubes thought life is short so let's go for it but then the weather turned bad and then Cubity lost some money in the stock market so thought about the transport cost from Riccarton to Otago but then the Cubemeister's mate Tarquin said Sterling was going up versus the Yen due to some geopolitical issues in Asia so Cubes had a punt and made some tin but then lost all that at Tauranga today so then Cubes got on some Zoom call where some thoroughbred person said we are in a virtuous circle and to be fair Cubity has no idea what a virtuous circle is so Cubes is gonna have a G and T and study the form @ Otago tomorrow

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33 minutes ago, Cubes said:

And then the new trainer who seems like a nice bloke said we may not make the field @ Phar Lap so let's go to Wingatui and even though the form line is terrible @ 67x9 we maybe get some rating points or something like that so when Cup week comes round @ Riccarton we might get a start for some decent coin but then on the news we heard that NZ Cup Week is somewhat curtailed but then Cubes thought life is short so let's go for it but then the weather turned bad and then Cubity lost some money in the stock market so thought about the transport cost from Riccarton to Otago but then the Cubemeister's mate Tarquin said Sterling was going up versus the Yen due to some geopolitical issues in Asia so Cubes had a punt and made some tin but then lost all that at Tauranga today so then Cubes got on some Zoom call where some thoroughbred person said we are in a virtuous circle and to be fair Cubity has no idea what a virtuous circle is so Cubes is gonna have a G and T and study the form @ Otago tomorrow

 

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So Cubes made some tin on the GBP versus the Yen.

Cubes, Tavistock is an ancient stannary town in Devon.  Those of you with a knowledge of the periodic table will know that a stannary town suggests tin mining.  Put some of that tin on a Tavistock horse in the VRC Derby..

And you dumb people out there; the periodic table is NOT a place where females menstruate.

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