Cubes 1,770 Report post Posted January 29, 2020 Here is a free tip for fellow 'Cafers Do not think that giving her royalness a fascinator for a pressie in January is a good idea 'cause you got it cheap ( 'cause they are last seasons )'cause apparently you only buy the new season fascinators in the Spring (That is Spring 2020 not Spring 2019) The Cubemeister thought he was being mildly romantic and frugal at the same time but apparently is just a cheap b@#%*&d von Smallhaussen, Caroline, Pegasus 9 and 2 others 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tasman man 11 979 Report post Posted January 29, 2020 Just do your best cubes........head up to Karaka ASAP......some nice pressies there which will give you both pleasure long after the fascinator loses it's feathers. JJ Flash 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shad 1,539 Report post Posted January 29, 2020 No pleasing some is there, and let's face it you can't beat a bargain, I bought a budgie a while back, it was going cheap. Pam Robson 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
von Smallhaussen 3,226 Report post Posted January 29, 2020 Join the club Cubes - Mrs. vS didn't like the lawnmower I got her for Christmas! Pegasus 9, JJ Flash and 47South 1 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
weasel57 429 Report post Posted January 29, 2020 12 hours ago, von Smallhaussen said: Join the club Cubes - Mrs. vS didn't like the lawnmower I got her for Christmas! I bought Mrs W a Stihl leaf-blower that sucks as well as it blows ...and she Stihl didn't get the message! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Sparrow 702 Report post Posted January 30, 2020 Reminds me of the time I broke my golden rule and took a girlfriend to the Trentham races. I had a big collect on a roughie and said I would buy her a present. She said she wanted something with diamonds. So I cheekily bought her a pack of playing cards. She didn't have a sense of humour as it turned out. Haven't seen her since. Memphis2, JJ Flash and Patiti 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdytdy 5,335 Report post Posted January 30, 2020 Same HS. After a big win at Trentham the wife told me she wanted me to take somewhere expensive. So I took her to the petrol station. Patiti, JJ Flash and Memphis2 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerula 1,389 Report post Posted January 30, 2020 The Stihl edge trimmer wasn't well received. Ive got better now just give her hotpoints vouchers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
arjay 447 Report post Posted January 30, 2020 Bought my ex a fork once, guess who got forked Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
von Smallhaussen 3,226 Report post Posted January 30, 2020 Back to the fascinator - reminds me of a story - The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentenceMolly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word'fascinate, not fascinating'.Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see RockCity and I was 'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she hadbeen burned by Little Johnny before.She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word'fascinate', so she called on him.Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'?The teacher sat down and cried. Memphis2, Pam Robson and 6xes 1 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swoopa 280 Report post Posted January 30, 2020 23 hours ago, von Smallhaussen said: Join the club Cubes - Mrs. vS didn't like the lawnmower I got her for Christmas! A ride on vS? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nukkledragga 229 Report post Posted January 30, 2020 Every relationship starts off exchanging " sweet nothings"and inevitably thats what you end up with .......sweet nothing , my last girlfriend had to be given green stuff to satisfy her addiction , unfortunately the green stuff was $20 notes and you guessed it ,sweet nothing once more. Pam Robson and JJ Flash 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
von Smallhaussen 3,226 Report post Posted January 30, 2020 10 hours ago, Swoopa said: A ride on vS? Swoopa 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerula 1,389 Report post Posted January 30, 2020 Hated those as a kid. Had to use a foot in the heavy going. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...