I nearly choked with laughter

[GOM 1,017]

 

 

Just had a look at Greyhound data and see a report to the Queensland Greyhound assoc. with suggested new rules

 

we are to provide 4 photos of each dog, even though they have ear brand/microchip details. The only thing a photo will show is the color, and that its a greyhound.

The carer ( rearer, pre-trainer, owner ) has to keep a logbook on every dog in his/her care. Most people have pups reared elsewhere.
These people have to now progress through a series of “skill tests”.
These tests range from the sensible ( that EVERYONE already does ) such as getting pups used to collars and leads to ( wait for it ), teaching them to walk up stairs.
They want us to take them on outings at 6 months of age to novel venues, to get used to cars and play nice with other dogs in the park.
We are to socialise them so as not to be competitive. That’s right, we are to teach our animals at an early age to be NON COMPETITIVE.
Lets take a rearers example: Lives west of Brisbane on 40 acres lowset house. Maybe 30 pups being reared.
Has to show they go to vets for weigh-ins, yes, all of them.
Have to provide play equipment to challenge them with problem solving. ( rubiks cube anyone )
Teach them to walk up stairs. Hmmmm, lowset house, ” I’ll just ask my neighbour if he minds me walking 30 dogs up and down his steps.”

In the trialling part, you have to list every single trial, and put down the distance and time.. what does the time your dogs trial have to do with anyone? Its no ones business except the owner and trainer. It is not a welfare issue.

No other animal industry has to do this.
You don’t train a horse like Winx to be what she is by raising her as a childs dressage pony.
Similarly, you don’t train a COMPETITIVE greyhound by raising it to be a non competitive house pet.

[GOM 1,017]

Can you imagine Cole, McInerney, Opawa etc coping with this?

[Eyespy 50]

What's more disturbing is someone probably got paid for coming up with that shyt

[gary1 361]

12 hours ago, GOM said:

 

 

Just had a look at Greyhound data and see a report to the Queensland Greyhound assoc. with suggested new rules

 

we are to provide 4 photos of each dog, even though they have ear brand/microchip details. The only thing a photo will show is the color, and that its a greyhound.

The carer ( rearer, pre-trainer, owner ) has to keep a logbook on every dog in his/her care. Most people have pups reared elsewhere.
These people have to now progress through a series of “skill tests”.
These tests range from the sensible ( that EVERYONE already does ) such as getting pups used to collars and leads to ( wait for it ), teaching them to walk up stairs.
They want us to take them on outings at 6 months of age to novel venues, to get used to cars and play nice with other dogs in the park.
We are to socialise them so as not to be competitive. That’s right, we are to teach our animals at an early age to be NON COMPETITIVE.
Lets take a rearers example: Lives west of Brisbane on 40 acres lowset house. Maybe 30 pups being reared.
Has to show they go to vets for weigh-ins, yes, all of them.
Have to provide play equipment to challenge them with problem solving. ( rubiks cube anyone )
Teach them to walk up stairs. Hmmmm, lowset house, ” I’ll just ask my neighbour if he minds me walking 30 dogs up and down his steps.”

In the trialling part, you have to list every single trial, and put down the distance and time.. what does the time your dogs trial have to do with anyone? Its no ones business except the owner and trainer. It is not a welfare issue.

No other animal industry has to do this.
You don’t train a horse like Winx to be what she is by raising her as a childs dressage pony.
Similarly, you don’t train a COMPETITIVE greyhound by raising it to be a non competitive house pet.

One part you state Mike re trials everyone knows apart from the obvious performance trials 

[Gary Sharp 224]

On 4/15/2017 at 9:06 AM, GOM said:

 

 

Just had a look at Greyhound data and see a report to the Queensland Greyhound assoc. with suggested new rules

 

we are to provide 4 photos of each dog, even though they have ear brand/microchip details. The only thing a photo will show is the color, and that its a greyhound.

The carer ( rearer, pre-trainer, owner ) has to keep a logbook on every dog in his/her care. Most people have pups reared elsewhere.
These people have to now progress through a series of “skill tests”.
These tests range from the sensible ( that EVERYONE already does ) such as getting pups used to collars and leads to ( wait for it ), teaching them to walk up stairs.
They want us to take them on outings at 6 months of age to novel venues, to get used to cars and play nice with other dogs in the park.
We are to socialise them so as not to be competitive. That’s right, we are to teach our animals at an early age to be NON COMPETITIVE.
Lets take a rearers example: Lives west of Brisbane on 40 acres lowset house. Maybe 30 pups being reared.
Has to show they go to vets for weigh-ins, yes, all of them.
Have to provide play equipment to challenge them with problem solving. ( rubiks cube anyone )
Teach them to walk up stairs. Hmmmm, lowset house, ” I’ll just ask my neighbour if he minds me walking 30 dogs up and down his steps.”

In the trialling part, you have to list every single trial, and put down the distance and time.. what does the time your dogs trial have to do with anyone? Its no ones business except the owner and trainer. It is not a welfare issue.

No other animal industry has to do this.
You don’t train a horse like Winx to be what she is by raising her as a childs dressage pony.
Similarly, you don’t train a COMPETITIVE greyhound by raising it to be a non competitive house pet.

Did it have a name & any contact details for the person who wrote it? I wanna find out what drugs that dude is on cause it must be some pretty good stuff to come up with that rubbish.

[bus stop 230]

Bit worried our board will play follow the leader on this one 

[gary1 361]

On 4/15/2017 at 7:06 AM, GOM said:

 

 

Just had a look at Greyhound data and see a report to the Queensland Greyhound assoc. with suggested new rules

 

we are to provide 4 photos of each dog, even though they have ear brand/microchip details. The only thing a photo will show is the color, and that its a greyhound.

The carer ( rearer, pre-trainer, owner ) has to keep a logbook on every dog in his/her care. Most people have pups reared elsewhere.
These people have to now progress through a series of “skill tests”.
These tests range from the sensible ( that EVERYONE already does ) such as getting pups used to collars and leads to ( wait for it ), teaching them to walk up stairs.
They want us to take them on outings at 6 months of age to novel venues, to get used to cars and play nice with other dogs in the park.
We are to socialise them so as not to be competitive. That’s right, we are to teach our animals at an early age to be NON COMPETITIVE.
Lets take a rearers example: Lives west of Brisbane on 40 acres lowset house. Maybe 30 pups being reared.
Has to show they go to vets for weigh-ins, yes, all of them.
Have to provide play equipment to challenge them with problem solving. ( rubiks cube anyone )
Teach them to walk up stairs. Hmmmm, lowset house, ” I’ll just ask my neighbour if he minds me walking 30 dogs up and down his steps.”

In the trialling part, you have to list every single trial, and put down the distance and time.. what does the time your dogs trial have to do with anyone? Its no ones business except the owner and trainer. It is not a welfare issue.

No other animal industry has to do this.
You don’t train a horse like Winx to be what she is by raising her as a childs dressage pony.
Similarly, you don’t train a COMPETITIVE greyhound by raising it to be a non competitive house pet.

now mikey i have had a bit of rethink about trials  as my father broke in quite a few dog each month and i assisted till i actually did it myself  for a short while we always use to produce the owners wit a list of trial times to show whether they where improving or not  and all break in tracks  in aust did the same thing so where mikey is the prob;em with that  ok ill ask sharpey

[Slim Shady 479]

7 minutes ago, gary1 said:

now mikey i have had a bit of rethink about trials  as my father broke in quite a few dog each month and i assisted till i actually did it myself  for a short while we always use to produce the owners wit a list of trial times to show whether they where improving or not  and all break in tracks  in aust did the same thing so where mikey is the prob;em with that

Hey hey don't post inaccurate fact on here without proof. ...what dogs did you break in...come on...names and how did they go when racing? Otherwise take a back seat...names please?

[gary1 361]

6 minutes ago, Slim Shady said:

Hey hey don't post inaccurate fact on here without proof. ...what dogs did you break in...come on...names and how did they go when racing? Otherwise take a back seat...names please?

how about you tell me what your conquests   where did i post inaccurate proof you wouldn't know the names ,ill give you one extra tough  gee slim i can remember when i was a kid and i worked at olympic park collecting rugs for trials  keep going trying to put me down but i hope a bloke with your great training ability has a long ladder to get out of the the hole you could dig yourself  as my grand kids say                   really 

[gary1 361]

25 minutes ago, Slim Shady said:

Hey hey don't post inaccurate fact on here without proof. ...what dogs did you break in...come on...names and how did they go when racing? Otherwise take a back seat...names please?

now come on slim ill give you an opportunity send me down a pup and ill break it in for you haven't done it for 20 years  but hey i guess ill be better than you i await the arrival oh just to let you know i arrived here 5 years ago have you got my address as i wouldn't want your Labrador to get lost and chase ducks

[gary1 361]

31 minutes ago, Slim Shady said:

Hey hey don't post inaccurate fact on here without proof. ...what dogs did you break in...come on...names and how did they go when racing? Otherwise take a back seat...names please?

gee slim i reckon i could break you in to  bat for the other side   or are you already lol lol lol lol 

[Slim Shady 479]

13 minutes ago, gary1 said:

gee slim i reckon i could break you in to  bat for the other side   or are you already lol lol lol lol 

If you've quite finished your off topic rant then answer the question, who is your dad and what pups did you supposedly break in? are you the culprit whose clogging GAP with the non chasing squibs you break in? How do you expect me to send you a dog for breaking in when your squibs arent worth mention?

[Slim Shady 479]

24 minutes ago, gary1 said:

now come on slim ill give you an opportunity send me down a pup and ill break it in for you haven't done it for 20 years  but hey i guess ill be better than you i await the arrival oh just to let you know i arrived here 5 years ago have you got my address as i wouldn't want your Labrador to get lost and chase ducks

Hey if you need a hand to pack ya bags and f$ck off back to aus let me no. ..I will be there in a heartbeat

[gary1 361]

3 minutes ago, Slim Shady said:

Hey if you need a hand to pack ya bags and f$ck off back to aus let me no. ..I will be there in a heartbeat

gee slim my name is gary ryan if you want to help me pack my bags your quite welcome  but let me say this i can and i know this break in dogs and train dogs better than you as i said send me down one otherwise shut up as you are another loser 

[gary1 361]

7 minutes ago, Slim Shady said:

Hey if you need a hand to pack ya bags and f$ck off back to aus let me no. ..I will be there in a heartbeat

do you wantmy address ill see you tomorrow as im shifting camp

[Slim Shady 479]

43 minutes ago, gary1 said:

do you wantmy address ill see you tomorrow as im shifting camp

Bye......dont rush back to nz...personally I 100% prefer chinese, pacific islanders, indians, somalians, Koreans, japanese, Pakistanys and all other foreigners over Australians...when will the nz government return the favour and start chucking Australian imigriant offenders in detention centres like they are doing to kiwis? goodluck back home gary.

[GOM 1,017]

Guess they want to keep tabs on the 25 out of 30 that don't make it guess they all don't get looked after unless they are good! 

 

Ridiculous and incorrect post umbrella sounds a bit like an AA comment to me

[GOM 1,017]

21 minutes ago, Flagship uberalles said:

Thanks gompa, roadside help or alcoholics?

Nah, Anzacs army