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(The Usual) Brilliance From Peter FitzSimons

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In today's SMH:

MENTAL TEASER

See if you can answer this one using logic alone.

I promise you, you will kick yourself when you see the answer, if you don't get it.

Ready?

OK, you're lost and alone in the middle of a forest.

All you have with you is a barely working mobile phone AND a soggy matchbox with a couple of broken matches left.

You have no food, no shelter and no hope of rescue.

Who do you call?

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Answer:

The Pakistan cricket team. They fix matches!

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Good one prop. Very tenuous link to this Monty Python sketch as i thought the last guy ended up living in a matchbox - He doesn't but a good read on a rainy ol day.

FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:

Aye, very passable, that, very passable bit of risotto.

SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:

Nothing like a good glass of Ch

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Hard to believe, isn't it?, bblunt, that the culture that could produce such wonderful writing as the 'Monty Python' series could also churn out such see arr eh pee as 'Coronation Street'...

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True mate true. But post Monty Python we've also had:

The Two Ronnies

Reggie Perrin

Porridge

Fawlty Towers

Open All Hours

Yes Minister

Only Fools and Horses

The Comic Strip group (Young Ones etc)

Blackadder

The League of Gentlemen

Black Books

The Office

Little Britain

The Mighty Boosh

and that's just off the top of my head

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I like your list, bblunt, although I must confess that I have never been much of a Rowan Atkinson fan and that my enjoyment of 'The Office' increased in ginormous leaps whenever David Bent was off screen, lol...

But, going back to 'Monty Python', I just loved this sketch:

The interior of MATTHIAS's house. A darkened room with a very conspiratorial atmosphere. REG and STAN are seated at a table at one end of the room. FRANCIS, dressed in Activist gear

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