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Marvelous racing at Ascot last night.

I don't mind waking up to watch great horses race and they put on a show last night, champion after champion, but I wanted to see these three for obvious reasons.

The filly Minding, seventh career G1 & fifth G1 this year, a three year old beating old horses in the QE11.

Found, Arc winner, Breeders Cup winner, 7 times G1 winner or runner up this year having a rematch with Almanzor after the Irish Champion..

Almanzor, 3 time G1 winner this year and the best 2000 m horse in the world, and if think I'm exaggerating go check his last two runs, he is something special.

Anyway I'd like to thank the loser at the TAB who has the job of pressing the buttons to phase satellite signals in and out, he or she will be tucked away in a little black cubby hole, I'm thinking dressed in a black T shirt, smelling like a cocktail of body odour, sweat, cheap coffee, cigarettes, mince pies and sausage rolls.

Could you do me a favour whomever you are.

When Minding wins the QE11 could we at least see her pull up after the race, and yes I know you had a handicap chase from Stratford-on-Avon waiting, but who gives a fuck about a shit chase on good ground from nowhere, and then, just for a laugh, and this bit was funny because it's so outrageously stupid, halfway through the chase you subbed in a fucking dog race from Cannington .....it's true, without a word said a dirty dog race hijacked the jumpers, and after the dogs were done you seamlessly went back to the still in action Chase.

Now I know not many people watch racing during the night, and you don't have purists or knowledgeable people pressing your studio buttons at 3.15 in the morning, but even by your low standards this was a shocker so can we agree to not do it again.

Thanks ya smelly fucker.

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16 minutes ago, Midget said:

Anyway I'd like to thank the loser at the TAB who has the job of pressing the buttons to phase satellite signals in and out, he or she will be tucked away in a little black cubby hole, I'm thinking dressed in a black T shirt, smelling like a cocktail of body odour, sweat, cheap coffee, cigarettes, mince pies and sausage rolls.

Could you do me a favour whomever you are.

When Minding wins the QE11 could we at least see her pull up after the race, and yes I know you had a handicap chase from Stratford-on-Avon waiting, but who gives a fuck about a shit chase on good ground from nowhere, and then, just for a laugh, and this bit was funny because it's so outrageously stupid, halfway through the chase you subbed in a fucking dog race from Cannington .....it's true, without a word said a dirty dog race hijacked the jumpers, and after the dogs were done you seamlessly went back to the still in action Chase.

Now I know not many people watch racing during the night, and you don't have purists or knowledgeable people pressing your studio buttons at 3.15 in the morning, but even by your low standards this was a shocker so can we agree to not do it again.

Thanks ya smelly fucker.

I guess some people had bet on the Cannington dogs and the Stratford-on-Avon chase and wanted to watch their money run - sounds like the smelly fucker did a good job of fitting in all three (Minding, the chase and the dogs).  

Admittedly there wasn't much bet in the chase and dog pools, and yes probably by similarly smelly fuckers (or other lesser class citizens than yourself), but the channel is there to provide, where possible, live coverage of the races they're taking bets on.

If the purists want to watch the Ascot post-race then Trackside (with back-to-back racing) is probably not the right place for that.

Right, back to my cheap coffee ......

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31 minutes ago, The Crucible said:

I guess some people had bet on the Cannington dogs and the Stratford-on-Avon chase and wanted to watch their money run - sounds like the smelly fucker did a good job of fitting in all three (Minding, the chase and the dogs).  

Admittedly there wasn't much bet in the chase and dog pools, and yes probably by similarly smelly fuckers (or other lesser class citizens than yourself), but the channel is there to provide, where possible, live coverage of the races they're taking bets on.

If the purists want to watch the Ascot post-race then Trackside (with back-to-back racing) is probably not the right place for that.

Right, back to my cheap coffee ......

Classic!

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1 hour ago, Midget said:

Marvelous racing at Ascot last night.

I don't mind waking up to watch great horses race and they put on a show last night, champion after champion, but I wanted to see these three for obvious reasons.

The filly Minding, seventh career G1 & fifth G1 this year, a three year old beating old horses in the QE11.

Found, Arc winner, Breeders Cup winner, 7 times G1 winner or runner up this year having a rematch with Almanzor after the Irish Champion..

Almanzor, 3 time G1 winner this year and the best 2000 m horse in the world, and if think I'm exaggerating go check his last two runs, he is something special.

Anyway I'd like to thank the loser at the TAB who has the job of pressing the buttons to phase satellite signals in and out, he or she will be tucked away in a little black cubby hole, I'm thinking dressed in a black T shirt, smelling like a cocktail of body odour, sweat, cheap coffee, cigarettes, mince pies and sausage rolls.

Could you do me a favour whomever you are.

When Minding wins the QE11 could we at least see her pull up after the race, and yes I know you had a handicap chase from Stratford-on-Avon waiting, but who gives a fuck about a shit chase on good ground from nowhere, and then, just for a laugh, and this bit was funny because it's so outrageously stupid, halfway through the chase you subbed in a fucking dog race from Cannington .....it's true, without a word said a dirty dog race hijacked the jumpers, and after the dogs were done you seamlessly went back to the still in action Chase.

Now I know not many people watch racing during the night, and you don't have purists or knowledgeable people pressing your studio buttons at 3.15 in the morning, but even by your low standards this was a shocker so can we agree to not do it again.

Thanks ya smelly fucker.

I pay 7 quid a month and watch the UK racing under the doona on my laptop......the missus thinks I'm up to my old tricks as they commence the run in......my whip riding isn't what it used to be and the draft caused by my elaborate action and grunting is not well received, however it's great to be able to watch great racing on great tracks with great crowds at 3am.........

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1 hour ago, biff said:

I pay 7 quid a month and watch the UK racing under the doona on my laptop......the missus thinks I'm up to my old tricks as they commence the run in......my whip riding isn't what it used to be and the draft caused by my elaborate action and grunting is not well received, however it's great to be able to watch great racing on great tracks with great crowds at 3am.........

So Pornhub has a category called UK Racing ? 

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