Hard Luck...

[myk 4]

RaceCafe only deals in 'facts' myk, 'facts!'

So I am truly sorry my loyal and trusted friend if I offended you by pointing out the inaccuracies in your original post.

Have a great afternoon and I'll see you down at the Tramways after work for a jug.

Cheers bro.

I think you'll find an original charge of assault or fighting in public place was laid,but recieved diversion without conviction.But you turn up to the public bar tonight,I,ll be wearing red beanie,white man drinking with the rubbish boys by 5-30,introduce your self by your real name,and we'll shout you free drinks all night plus get you home safely after 10pm.But don't bring a golf club for protection,we are all law abiding citizens.Catch you tonight.

[Cat 25]

I think you'll find an original charge of assault or fighting in public place was laid,but recieved diversion without conviction.But you turn up to the public bar tonight,I,ll be wearing red beanie,white man drinking with the rubbish boys by 5-30,introduce your self by your real name,and we'll shout you free drinks all night plus get you home safely after 10pm.But don't bring a golf club for protection,we are all law abiding citizens.Catch you tonight.

Myk,be very careful of Taylor,one drink and he'll be humping your leg.Also dont frisk him,as soon as you get to the inner groin he'll be slobbering all over you.Just trust that he has no weapons of mass destruction.

Otherwise enjoy your little rendezvous,sounds very romantic,apart from the red beanie...:cool:

[Henry the Janitor 0]

RaceCafe only deals in 'facts' myk, 'facts!'

So I am truly sorry my loyal and trusted friend if I offended you by pointing out the inaccuracies in your original post.

Have a great afternoon and I'll see you down at the Tramways after work for a jug.

Cheers bro.

Tell them the story Taylor when we were at that charity function the other week and you were deep in conversation with the guests at the table (yes they were hanging off your every word, as you purposely explained the nuances of front row play) when Graham Henry tapped you on the shoulder to have a chat, and you replied "f#ck off Graham, can't you see I'm busy"

[Cat 25]

I wonder how much our astute punters shelled out on laying the All Blacks?

I mean,they are always "too short" and never a good bet.

[Cat 25]

I wonder how much our astute punters shelled out on laying the All Blacks?

I mean,they are always "too short" and never a good bet.

Hurry up Zak,I see you lurking:D

Cat got your tongue:tongue:

[zak 0]

Cat ,if you have read all of this thread you know the answer.

More importantly do you think the Wallabies are morals on Saturday. Certainly looks that way.

[sunlineboy 131]

Was interested at the odds of Aussie at $1.90. Their scrum is shocking, at least during the England series. Going on that, SA should dominate the forwards and Steyn can kick them to victory.

Or, the aussies can play it in the backs all night.

[zak 0]

They are 2.2 elsewhere

[rosemary telephone operator 1]

I think you'll find an original charge of assault or fighting in public place was laid,......

Well what one was it myk?

Common assault or fighting in a public place?

Don't forget I know the answer here!

And sorry about tonight but I can't make it as Jamie just rang and he wants me to help him out with the forwards tonight......plus the fact that I don't socialise with to$$ers.

Ho ho ho

[myk 4]

Well what one was it myk?

Common assault or fighting in a public place?

Don't forget I know the answer here!

And sorry about tonight but I can't make it as Jamie just rang and he wants me to help him out with the forwards tonight......plus the fact that I don't socialise with to$$ers.

Ho ho ho

Did you like my description of you as a gland in hand tosser earlier,and since someones mentioned your experience of front row play in rugby,I am now getting a clearer picture of you.Between the ears,full of **** and saw dust,and when the lock puts his arm between your legs to grip your jersey,you'd be busy trying to collapse the scrum so the locks grip would slip and sit for 10 seconds on your empty ball bag(as you don't possess what most men have in them)until another scrum was set.And don't apologise for not turning up for a drink,only real men drink in that environment,not gutless wonders who only dream(with gland in hand)of one day being able to be honest and sociable with their fellow folks,but don't panic,that will come with maturity.But in the meantime,keep beating your meat as that gives you obvious satisfaction,and while you're doing that,you're not annoying us.

[myk 4]

Myk,be very careful of Taylor,one drink and he'll be humping your leg.Also dont frisk him,as soon as you get to the inner groin he'll be slobbering all over you.Just trust that he has no weapons of mass destruction.

Otherwise enjoy your little rendezvous,sounds very romantic,apart from the red beanie...:cool:

The full of sh-t brother of slb an elsu has disappointed us cat,and pulled out.Shame,as the welcoming committee at the establishment would have given him the tramway memory,which he wouldn't have forgotten for the rest of his life.And the joy I would have pleasured watching,and been able to report back to you's his reaction.

[rosemary telephone operator 1]

Did you like my description of you as a gland in hand tosser earlier,and since someones mentioned your experience of front row play in rugby,I am now getting a clearer picture of you.Between the ears,full of **** and saw dust,and when the lock puts his arm between your legs to grip your jersey,you'd be busy trying to collapse the scrum so the locks grip would slip and sit for 10 seconds on your empty ball bag(as you don't possess what most men have in them)until another scrum was set.And don't apologise for not turning up for a drink,only real men drink in that environment,not gutless wonders who only dream(with gland in hand)of one day being able to be honest and sociable with their fellow folks,but don't panic,that will come with maturity.But in the meantime,keep beating your meat as that gives you obvious satisfaction,and while you're doing that,you're not annoying us.

Thanks for the kind words myk my friend.

Seriously though, there's two good reasons why I can't make it tonight and the first is that my religious beliefs prevent me from drinking alcohol and the second is that my body is a temple and I don't want to ruin it by succumbing to the 'demon drink'.

But anyway, you should be thanking me, not criticizing me, as it sounds like this get-together with you and your mates at the Tramways is a regular thing, and at least you can rock up there each day with a topic of conversation ( i.e. 'me' ), instead of the usual boring dribble that comes out of your mouth.

And I'd dare say that your mates are finding you more interesting as well, so what you should be saying to me myk is, "thanks for making me more popular amongst my peers Chris", and then get on your way.

Enjoy your drinks tonight and I wish you all the success as you attempt to solve the World's problems through an empty beer glass.

[rosemary telephone operator 1]

Tell them the story Taylor when we were at that charity function the other week and you were deep in conversation with the guests at the table (yes they were hanging off your every word, as you purposely explained the nuances of front row play) when Graham Henry tapped you on the shoulder to have a chat, and you replied "f#ck off Graham, can't you see I'm busy"

Yes Enery, wasn't that a classic!

Old Graham didn't know where to look at first, but he knew that the advice I had to share with him about the technical deficiencies of the SA scrum was worth waiting for.

[rosemary telephone operator 1]

Cat ,if you have read all of this thread you know the answer.

More importantly do you think the Wallabies are morals on Saturday. Certainly looks that way.

I don't believe they are morals Zak, in fact they are far from it.

SA would have taken a lot out of their two losses and will no doubt be having a closer look at their game plan.

In particular, they made some excellent inroads off the back of excellent lineout ball that was thrown towards the bcak of their lineout, with runners attacking the channels on the 1st five's inside shoulder. I expect to see them persevere with this tactic as Aus will be weaker defensively than we were, due to them not having a 1st five as strong defensively as Carter is.

They also will have dominance at scrumtime and they won't be faced with the same intensity in the tackles or at the rucks and mauls.

About the only thing Aus have going for them is their record in Brisbane.

[myk 4]

Thanks for the kind words myk my friend.

Seriously though, there's two good reasons why I can't make it tonight and the first is that my religious beliefs prevent me from drinking alcohol and the second is that my body is a temple and I don't want to ruin it by succumbing to the 'demon drink'.

But anyway, you should be thanking me, not criticizing me, as it sounds like this get-together with you and your mates at the Tramways is a regular thing, and at least you can rock up there each day with a topic of conversation ( i.e. 'me' ), instead of the usual boring dribble that comes out of your mouth.

And I'd dare say that your mates are finding you more interesting as well, so what you should be saying to me myk is, "thanks for making me more popular amongst my peers Chris", and then get on your way.

Enjoy your drinks tonight and I wish you all the success as you attempt to solve the World's problems through an empty beer glass.

Your not good enough to wind me up tosser,better people than you have tried and failed,but its good you explained your reasons for not accepting.More bllsh-t from previous thread,a good liar must have a good memory,so stick with honesty.And no,none of my mates or myself have conversations with an empty glass,another difference between man and mouse.

[rosemary telephone operator 1]

Your not good enough to wind me up tosser....

That should be 'you're' myk, as in 'you are'.

Just trying to help you out mate.

[myk 4]

Yes Enery, wasn't that a classic!

Old Graham didn't know where to look at first, but he knew that the advice I had to share with him about the technical deficiencies of the SA scrum was worth waiting for.

If only it was true eh tosser,how you would have loved that.

[halfmanhalfbiscuit 0]

Your not good enough to wind me up tosser,better people than you have tried and failed,but its good you explained your reasons for not accepting.More bllsh-t from previous thread,a good liar must have a good memory,so stick with honesty.And no,none of my mates or myself have conversations with an empty glass,another difference between man and mouse.

What sort of man's name is myk? Are you a Mike or a Mick? Or like me are you halfmickhalfmike?

Out of interest, what's your preferred drop?

[Isaac 0]

I see Racecafe has still got the best,most intelligent and liveliest debate around.

Anyone for popcorn?

[myk 4]

What sort of man's name is myk? Are you a Mike or a Mick? Or like me are you halfmickhalfmike?

Out of interest, what's your preferred drop?

Mike

[rosemary telephone operator 1]

I see Racecafe has still got the best,most intelligent and liveliest debate around.

Anyone for popcorn?

Well you know what the problem is don't you Isaac, in regard to there being a lack of intelligent debate, the AB's won, and they won convincingly...TWICE....so that's left dozens of regulars on here with nothing to complain about, as that's all they're good for.

Graham Henry and the likes of Nonu are proving them all wrong and they don't know which way to turn.

I have no time for losers like myk who wrote the AB's off before the SA Tests and didn't have the balls to back it up when challenged.

[zak 0]

Hurry up Cat, surely a rugby guru such as yourself has an opinion on the Wallabies/ Boks game.

[Memphis 1]

Wallabies talking themselves up as usual.Crud team of youngies and oldies through lack of anyone else.

Can't see them beating the Box and cannon fodder in Melbourne.

Their backs are OK in super 14 but test rugby is much much different.Ask the Box.

I really don't know what tactics the yellow are going to bring.Surely they won't take them on in the forwards.So will it be through the backs off getting the ball on the back foot.They will be lucky to make the gain line.A game worth watching

[myk 4]

Wallabies talking themselves up as usual.Crud team of youngies and oldies through lack of anyone else.

Can't see them beating the Box and cannon fodder in Melbourne.

Their backs are OK in super 14 but test rugby is much much different.Ask the Box.

I really don't know what tactics the yellow are going to bring.Surely they won't take them on in the forwards.So will it be through the backs off getting the ball on the back foot.They will be lucky to make the gain line.A game worth watching

Aussie may have a rough chance,only if because this will be some of the Africans 8th game in 8 weeks,the ones who played in the semi and finals of the super rugby.Some of them looked rather fatigued last week.

[Chris Horse Stopper 0]

Wallabies talking themselves up as usual.Crud team of youngies and oldies through lack of anyone else.

Can't see them beating the Box and cannon fodder in Melbourne.

Their backs are OK in super 14 but test rugby is much much different.Ask the Box.

I really don't know what tactics the yellow are going to bring.Surely they won't take them on in the forwards.So will it be through the backs off getting the ball on the back foot.They will be lucky to make the gain line.A game worth watching

The Swannies also look good for the 8.