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The Syrian PRESIDENT has called for a week long truce due to the All Blacks creating a world record of consecutive wins last night.Syria were due to launch a 7 day offensive on the Rebels northern stronghold,however due to the All Blacks victory this has been cancelled.The President also said that the 7 day truce would be followed by a14 day blitz of the rebels stronghold.

In other news the sunni and the shia have have also announced a partial ceasefire in Iraq.In joint statement they have agreed only to kill women and children for the next 7 days due to the All Blacks victory.Following the truce they will resume killing everybody.

In Israel the defence force has cancelled the search for the 3 kidnapped teenagers and Hammas has suspended the kidnapping of all Israelis for 7 days while they celebrate the All Blacks win

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Lastly the Presidents of the NFL,NBA and NHL have joined forces with the Chairman of ABC,CBS,NBC,CNN,FOX and CNBC and issued a statement following the All Blacks victory.It reads

'Who,what,where when .We don't give a flying frog'

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The Syrian PRESIDENT has called for a week long truce due to the All Blacks creating a world record of consecutive wins last night.Syria were due to launch a 7 day offensive on the Rebels northern stronghold,however due to the All Blacks victory this has been cancelled.The President also said that the 7 day truce would be followed by a14 day blitz of the rebels stronghold.

In other news the sunni and the shia have have also announced a partial ceasefire in Iraq.In joint statement they have agreed only to kill women and children for the next 7 days due to the All Blacks victory.Following the truce they will resume killing everybody.

In Israel the defence force has cancelled the search for the 3 kidnapped teenagers and Hammas has suspended the kidnapping of all Israelis for 7 days while they celebrate the All Blacks win

.

Lastly the Presidents of the NFL,NBA and NHL have joined forces with the Chairman of ABC,CBS,NBC,CNN,FOX and CNBC and issued a statement following the All Blacks victory.It reads

'Who,what,where when .We don't give a flying frog'

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Well let's hope the Syrian President doesn't find out that the ABs actually haven't created a new record, that may or may not happen for some weeks yet?

Well they equalled the record and as the great man Winson Churchill once said'it was a technical deviation from the truth

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