hedley 1,900 Report post Posted December 11, 2013 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
globederby12 1,495 Report post Posted December 11, 2013 After a night out of drugs,drinking and wild sex Pete wakes up in the morning next to a really ugly woman. It was then he realised he had made it home safely. hedley 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
globederby12 1,495 Report post Posted December 11, 2013 I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a Turban,Beard,and a backpack wasn.t what they had in mind hedley 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
globederby12 1,495 Report post Posted December 11, 2013 Since the snow came ,all my wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse I,ll have to let her in hedley 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
globederby12 1,495 Report post Posted December 11, 2013 My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner,took her 15 hours to hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak hedley 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedley 1,900 Report post Posted December 18, 2013 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hedley 1,900 Report post Posted December 20, 2013 ONLY IN NEW ZEALAND A seagull in Dunedin has developed the habit of stealing ETA Chips from a neighbourhood convenience store. The seagull waits until the Manager isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese chips. Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds. The seagull's shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Dunedin , and helped himself to a bag of chips. Since then, he's become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips. The Manager thinks it's great because people are coming to watch the feathered thief make the daily grab and run, and that's good for business, and especially since customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of Chips because they think it's so funny. However, the Manager did say, "This is New Zealand , and if that seagull starts to grab a 6-pack of beer to go along with the Chips, I may have to put a stop to it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedley 1,900 Report post Posted January 1, 2014 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hedley 1,900 Report post Posted January 15, 2014 http://www.youtube.com/embed/Lp2XV22FO4c Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedley 1,900 Report post Posted January 16, 2014 HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Feed him 2. Sleep with him 3. Leave him with peace 4. Don't check his phone (Msgs) 5. Don't bother him with his movements So whats so hard about that? HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY It's really not too difficult but.. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a plumber 10. a mechanic 11. a carpenter 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 44. give her compliments regularly 45. Go shopping with her 46. be honest 47. be very rich 48. not stress her out 49. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 50. give her lots of attention 51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes. BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT 53. never forget *birthdays *anniversaries *valentine *arrangements she makes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedley 1,900 Report post Posted January 17, 2014 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedley 1,900 Report post Posted January 17, 2014 ...we've Just missed This Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hedley 1,900 Report post Posted January 19, 2014 ..they love to jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruff 2,800 Report post Posted January 19, 2014 THURSDAY One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92-year-old husband in bed with another woman.. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor apartment, killing him instantly. Brought before the court, on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in her defence. 'Your Honour,' she began coolly, 'I figured that at 92, if he could screw, he could fly.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hedley 1,900 Report post Posted January 21, 2014 http://youtu.be/_EXjKspS_CE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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