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An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned
To her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike
Up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total
... Stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God,
Or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
You a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
Stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
Out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
Thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which
The little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?"

And then she went back to reading her book.

 

 

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..gee That's a bit of a mystery., if you can move around the site except for being able to get the you tube vids to 'go', then it doesn't sound like a browser problem..but then if you can play them having Gone to you tube, then that really Is a mystery.,..try clicking on the you tube option at the bottom right final video frame or font or whatever the thing's called :)

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From the New England Journal of Medicine

This article makes a lot of sense!

WOW YOU LEARN SOME THING NEW EVERY DAY!

Just imagine how many years you could add to your life if you could also touch for just 10 minutes. (Read the Article!)

Don't just look at the picture, read the article too.

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To my frequent flying friends, I forward this to make you a smarter traveler.

SNEEZING....

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an aeroplane.

The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman

sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently

once more.

Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious

about the shuddering.

A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, 'I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you OK?'

'I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition:

Whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.'

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. 'I have never heard of that condition before' he said. 'Are you taking anything for it?' The woman nodded., ;)

"Pepper!."

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Subject: Obama & the Queen

One of the best jokes to come along

and it's not even political!

As Air Force One arrives at the Heathrow Airport , President Obama strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen.

...

They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London , where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards the Buckingham Palace , waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.

Suddenly, the right rear horse lets out the most horrendous earth shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire . The smell is so atrocious that both the passengers in the carriage, must use handkerchiefs over their noses. The fart shakes the coach, but, the two dignitaries of State do their best to ignore the incident.

The Queen politely turns to President Obama:

"Mr President, please, accept my regrets... I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."

Obama, always trying to be "Presidential," responded:

"Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought... Until you mentioned it,

I thought it was one of the horses."

Moral of the story:"Silence is Golden"

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I’ve received many remarkable nature photographs over the years, but this photo of a nesting Falcon is perhaps the most remarkable Nature shot that I’ve ever seen. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. Nature is truly breath-taking!!

FALCON NESTING IN A TREE

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Geriatric Traffic Jam

Watch some younger drivers get frustrated when they encounter a Geriatric Traffic Jam. The old folks are trying to cross the road in an orderly fashion to get to a corner store only to discover it’s closed. At least a few of the motorists saw the humor in this geriatric traffic crossing. Another funny skit from the folks at Just For Laughs Gags.

(the money shot finished Me off)

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