DICKSON CIDER 9 Report post Posted July 14, 2012 I only have chaff and oats in my feed room. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunter 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2012 You poor miserable pricks must be cold living in caravans at this time of year so let's have a wee competition for a bottle of plonk to wam you up. It runs until I decide otherwise. Try not to be too rude and offensive, unless you're making jokes about the O'Briens and Rennell, in which case empty your bowels on them. Yawn. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eljay 1,720 Report post Posted July 14, 2012 Thoroughbred trainers never use drugs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
freespeech 2 Report post Posted July 14, 2012 Cheats never prosper Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyclops 1 Report post Posted July 14, 2012 a herbal supplement. those aren't needlle marks they're freckles. the container must have been contaminated. Lance Armstrong is innocent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab matt 134 Report post Posted July 14, 2012 7 genrations of inbreeding- it's ok that we are all related Yeah right Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wackj 0 Report post Posted July 15, 2012 The thoroughbred code is much classier than those gypsies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
G Unit 1 Report post Posted July 15, 2012 Geez a whole page of unfunny stuff. Try better guys... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
baldrick 0 Report post Posted July 15, 2012 Today all horses will be driven to win and race on their merits. Yeah Right Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
doon yonder 0 Report post Posted July 15, 2012 zzz the Sheriff doesn't have a grudge with the harness code Yeah Right Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaggers 0 Report post Posted July 15, 2012 zzz the Sheriff doesn't have a grudge with the harness code Yeah Right i reckon you may win lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agavero 0 Report post Posted July 15, 2012 I don't have an issue being short Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Have Left 463 Report post Posted July 15, 2012 Auckland Reactor will be the greatest pacer of all time.................... Or if this comp was run a few years earlier Kelly Evander will get a win soon.......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
globederby 8 Report post Posted July 15, 2012 Is that really your nose zzz or are you just sucking on a banana. Yeah Right Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thebigdog 1 Report post Posted July 15, 2012 Trust Bluegrass Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stables 577 Report post Posted July 15, 2012 Punters know so much about harness racing that they would make great trainers and or drivers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
patricia 0 Report post Posted July 15, 2012 I love the famous war cry. "I've done nothing wrong" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wackj 0 Report post Posted July 15, 2012 g unit always has something interesting to say YEAH RIGHT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magoo 0 Report post Posted July 15, 2012 Arsenic - the alternative to excessive use of the whip. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
john legend 744 Report post Posted July 16, 2012 that Steve Davis is a really funny guy !! yeah right Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunter 0 Report post Posted July 16, 2012 They're all as pure as driven snow in Toffland. Yeah, right. http://www.nbr.co.nz/article/nz-racing-board-fighting-million-dollar-damages-claim-pokie-pub-fraud-case-bc-p-123681 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
globederby 8 Report post Posted July 16, 2012 My mother said I was an accident! So I should have been on ACC all my life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
globederby 8 Report post Posted July 17, 2012 I always knew the Maoris owned the water. So I have always drunk Gin and Tonic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunter 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2012 Toffs always pay their bills... http://www.nbr.co.nz/article/kelts-last-chance-dodge-eviction-gb-p-123699 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taranaki Don 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2012 the whip only hit the sulky shaft I just dropped in to the trail maybe he should be tried as a trotter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...