Map Of Tasmania

[Integrity101 81]

Hands up confession time.

I've led a very sheltered life, some might say the life of a Papal wannabe who couldn't quite climb the Spanish steps when many invitations were forthcoming over the years.

True story, as a first year High Schooler, a much older (2 years, much 'older' at that age) fellow student used to walk the same route which was somewhat closeted and remote from other students.

Our parents knew each other from various school boards etc so we often caught up with each other to discuss among other things, mine, politics, movies, et el., hers, make up, and telling me why she was constantly invited to get on her knees so the head Mistress could measure the length of her skirt to the knee, which in those days needed to be level and if not it was  instant detention.

That's why i often walked alone

One day, as it turned out, the EXTREMELY ENJOYABLE subject of geography popped up.

"Do you want to see a map of Tasmania" she said.

MOT??  I said, completely clueless.  Ok.  nek minute we're detouring around the local Rugby Club which had a direct view of the road on one side and the other side a wide river expanse that need binos to view.

Long story short

wtf does Map of Japan mean in race 2 today when we all know what MOT equals?

I've got a pretty good idea and I'm wondering how the hell did it get through NZTR's sharp as a tack naming process?

Even allowing for the fact they allowed Perky Areolas one year don't they 'investigate' the urban dictionary for weird looking names?

 

[We're Doomed 5,551]

The things you learn on here. I have led such a sheltered life.

I can just see this thread taking off with a series of similar terms.

[Julieanne 0]

by japan sire 4 dam was horlicks thats where the name came from   and thats the facts

[Integrity101 81]

7 hours ago, Julieanne said:

by japan sire 4 dam was horlicks thats where the name came from   and thats the facts

Horlicks was named after a drink, a Japanese drink when there's no such drink?

It literally makes no sense when used as a horse's name.  Like a HK translation, GEORGUS CHAMPION

The only meaning it has is of the well known one, a sexual act that imo denigrates women.

If they made the owners change 'Perky Areola' they'll certainly realise this one slipped through as well.  What a mess NZTR have made of this.

Part of the explanation in Urban Dictionary included a method of birth control I'd never heard of, 'Coatus Interruptus'   Damn, If only I had've been wearing a coat when I viewed Tasmania I wouldn't have come out looking like an aubergine. 

Education time:

When wearing a coat (coatus interruptus) makes sex nigh on impossible therefore proving to be much a much more reliable and safe method of birth control than Coitus Interruptus

"Last night Kelly and I were all over each other, but when we got in the house I couldn't get my damn coat off!"

 

 

[Integrity101 81]

While NZTR have egg on their face over not FACT CHECKING and allowing crass sexualised thoroughbred names.

Racing Australia also failed miserably when accepting an Italian phrase and trusting owners would pass the 'good taste' test

The crude naming of a filly has landed an owner in hot water after its meaning wasn't lost in translation with Racing NSW stewards. 

Stuart Ruse, a managing owner of a Benfica x Loose ‘n’ Lovely filly, was slapped with an 18-month disqualification by stewards on Thursday after being found guilty of two charges relating to the naming of the three-year-old. 

The filly made her debut on September 4 at Newcastle under the name 'Andiamo Fica' which translated from Italian to English means 'Let’s Go C*nt'.

She was registered with Racing Australia back in February. 

The managing owner was charged and found guilty of conduct prejudicial to the interests and/or image of racing, with stewards alleging Mr Ruse was aware of the English translation when he submitted the application. 

Stewards also found him guilty of providing false evidence on Thursday in claiming he was unaware of the rude translation. 

[Pam Robson 1,783]

1 hour ago, Integrity101 said:

While NZTR have egg on their face over not FACT CHECKING and allowing crass sexualised thoroughbred names.

Racing Australia also failed miserably when accepting an Italian phrase and trusting owners would pass the 'good taste' test

The crude naming of a filly has landed an owner in hot water after its meaning wasn't lost in translation with Racing NSW stewards. 

Stuart Ruse, a managing owner of a Benfica x Loose ‘n’ Lovely filly, was slapped with an 18-month disqualification by stewards on Thursday after being found guilty of two charges relating to the naming of the three-year-old. 

The filly made her debut on September 4 at Newcastle under the name 'Andiamo Fica' which translated from Italian to English means 'Let’s Go C*nt'.

She was registered with Racing Australia back in February. 

The managing owner was charged and found guilty of conduct prejudicial to the interests and/or image of racing, with stewards alleging Mr Ruse was aware of the English translation when he submitted the application. 

Stewards also found him guilty of providing false evidence on Thursday in claiming he was unaware of the rude translation. 

So what does Benfica mean?

[Pete Lane 1,183]

I can't for the life of me see what's remotely sexual about a map of Japan.

If you can see something in this I recommend a visit to a psychiatrist.

 

[racingoutsider 207]

1 hour ago, Pam Robson said:

So what does Benfica mean?

Benfica

Urban Dictionary

https://www.urbandictionary.com › define › term=benfica

 

 

 

The way to say "shit" in portuguese

[Integrity101 81]

1 hour ago, Pete Lane said:

I can't for the life of me see what's remotely sexual about a map of Japan.

If you can see something in this I recommend a visit to a psychiatrist.

 

Alors, imagine the deep ocean is feminine and the bottom of Kyushu is flush on the end of a water spout that has arisen in the moist laden Sth China Sea 

The white stuff from Kyushu to Northern Hokkaido is the resultant explosion from the spout with the initial greater spurt forming the  separate Island of Hokkaido and so on down to each island or spurt

It's pretty simple

[Pete Lane 1,183]

48 minutes ago, Integrity101 said:

Alors, imagine the deep ocean is feminine and the bottom of Kyushu is flush on the end of a water spout that has arisen in the moist laden Sth China Sea 

The white stuff from Kyushu to Northern Hokkaido is the resultant explosion from the spout with the initial greater spurt forming the  separate Island of Hokkaido and so on down to each island or spurt

It's pretty simple

Oh for God's sake I've never heard anything so ridiculous.

[Baz (NZ) 1,741]

I might name my unraced 2yo...The Brazilian !

[Insider 4,786]

30 minutes ago, Pete Lane said:

Oh for God's sake I've never heard anything so ridiculous.

I completely agree with you Pete. 
There seems to more and more idiots popping out of the woodwork. 
I really don’t know what’s causing it but they certainly were not around in the numbers that they are now. 
Liz

[Integrity101 81]

54 minutes ago, Pete Lane said:

Oh for God's sake I've never heard anything so ridiculous.

That's right, I tried to be as ridiculous as possible!

[Pete Lane 1,183]

1 minute ago, Integrity101 said:

That's right, I tried to be as ridiculous as possible!

See someone, you have a problem.

[Integrity101 81]

26 minutes ago, Insider said:

I completely agree with you Pete. 
There seems to more and more idiots popping out of the woodwork. 
I really don’t know what’s causing it but they certainly were not around in the numbers that they are now. 
Liz

This is like Guy Montgomery's Spelling Bee TV show, so much fun

"can I hear Map of Japan used in a sentence"

Urban Dictionary

I'm going to put the Map of Japan on her 

[Pete Lane 1,183]

26 minutes ago, Integrity101 said:

This is like Guy Montgomery's Spelling Bee TV show, so much fun

"can I hear Map of Japan used in a sentence"

Urban Dictionary

I'm going to put the Map of Japan on her 

Thanks for that Thomass.

[Insider 4,786]

My husband said his was a map of AUSTRALIA!

[Pete Lane 1,183]

10 minutes ago, Insider said:

My husband said his was a map of AUSTRALIA!

A rabbit?

[scooby3051 12,355]

1 hour ago, Integrity101 said:

This is like Guy Montgomery's Spelling Bee TV show, so much fun

"can I hear Map of Japan used in a sentence"

Urban Dictionary

I'm going to put the Map of Japan on her 

Integrity what other sites have you been a member of before???

[Alf Riston 2,011]

On this theme, here are a few names of note.

Mitsubishi didn't research PAJERO well, and I'm sure Toyota aren't that thrilled to have the ISIS in their lineup.

Richard Cranium was a handy galloper.

A couple of Quiz Night teams favourite names.....

Meat & 3 Vag (you can guess the gender mix)

William Shatners Pants 

For the life of me I'm struggling with Map of Japan - I even turned it sideways and I still can't see it  

 

[barryb 2,129]

 

Think of porn you have watched Alf, the map of Japan features very late in each scene ending.

If you are a visual learner, you could just Google Red Tube & enter MOJ into their search function to get a reference point.

[nomates 4,967]

Seriously , if people are really seeing what is being suggested here then they need to see an optometrist .

I thought racing had much bigger issues to discuss .

 

[scooby3051 12,355]

Exactly lets move on people..unless anything constructive to add.

[Pak Star 1,074]

After all that, did the horse even do any good? 

[Pete Lane 1,183]

50 minutes ago, Pak Star said:

After all that, did the horse even do any good? 

7th. It's by Staphanos who is not looking that great as a stallion prospect so far.