RaceCafe..#1...Tipsters Thread.... Share Your Fancies For Fun...Lets See Who The Best Tipsters Here Are.

hedley

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  1. ..it was a flat boring dead coverage th'first part of the day., all of their coverage., an usher that's a babbler..poor camera work variously., trying to look good to ordinary non-racing folk..whilst neglecting core functions...or else just giving 'rough-enough' cycle., much like any old mid-weeker really., if you didn't know it was the Melbourne Cup., appart and disregarding the absolute gattle of YAP biffed in over the top of all earlier races, reminding you the Cups on and to bet on it and all the blushworthy begg..that's about the Height of their accumen!., . .if you didn'y Know the Cup was on, there was no special difference to the neglecful disrespectful...greedy...expedient, selfserving crapp we Usually have to put up with. ..Yep., just another usary day of systematic rude-retail...for the answerable-to-Nobody,...cruisy wickets they're ALL on.,...given the piss poor attributes as skills they bring to the audience! ..just Listen'n'look at Darryl Anderson today :e: ..he comes on stumbling and umming'n'Arring as per usual., hits his straps lol ..to settle to his usual in-delay, Struggle..to even cope with a mid-weeker jumble that We have to put up with All of th'time!., . .he comes in on a race due to go ["Gee!what a Bloody surprise!"]..starts babbling out the comparison in odds ["Wow!"]..then surprises the race upon the flatout clicking punter..as usual., gets along to George Simon., uses a pisstake of how Steve Davis has found this next to go@Paeroa..an even affair...selecting quite a few to respect., he serves this doosie up to George...who doesn't take it far., Darryl suggests if we disregard the half field Davis chose...then take the Others, we'd do Well! . . .George picks 4 that Davis found, and alludes to it too..to his credit., ..the Race runs., Davis's horses are the Trifecta...and when Anderson gets us back into His kiosk, he has the straight-faced...in the camera, CHEEK!..to state, that if you'd taken Steve's picks, yes.,..you'd've gotten the Trifecta!...and there was not a crack or hint of a smile., he had th'Gall to be seriously sincere about his 'wish-hope'..on our behalves., .."what a blushworthy disgrace...for so many aspects., . .if it Ain't him.,..it's some other clown., and we're getting sick of Popplewell being in a ****ty for having to do shifts with the riff-raff...coz That's the vibe he's Lately...been making sure he's getting across....and if we Make your skin crawl That much., you should Simply., professionally piss-Off!., . .you know RESIGN...if you can't handle it., precious pratt ...and you picked All the sucker-duds too you legend of discernement., had the Chance to win the Greatly wider public...some Money off of th'MELBOURNE-Cup!...but Oh no., we'll Tip out all the orthodox media type ones to beat., what a bloody disgrace. "
  2. ..and rain affected. ..a very dour but extra subtle test., helped to look better than it is, by the very thick sole that's still holding together., ...i find this field now Very open..and my rankings in an extent of disarray.
  3. ... . ...an'ya Wear gloves'n'that :| ..shiney pipes'n'bowl pan too., no fuss, just eat before use. ..follow Harris Tweed! . .and find Basaltico's long action far more suited to the better ground down here., although he's been done No favours by the dawn propogation...but it appears just a subtle affection From it., not too much cutty top From it., and so he can Be impressive., If he's a balanced late entry into the event., kindly having gathered past the middle outer tracts, then his Finish'll be big., but will need the passage to suit. ..in my opinion., that's why a few in here today, have been regularly 'well beating him'..back up from where they Commonly race on a dour often Well yielded gym..suiting far More those who've Been beating him., . .he'll Love the better footing..and possibly that's a 'main plank of science' as to why Luca has chosen him 'for Down here'. Certainly!,...there's been a flurry surrounding him...and a new synd member Backing 'im to win $5M! :eek:
  4. :flower:st #4 MASTER ;)'REILLY :cocktail:nd #18 BASALTICO :beer:rd #12 HARRIS TWEED ...1,21,5,13,9,19,11,20,6 . ...that's the half-field ranked..th'half needing expectant respect . .in my opinion
  5. :e:[have Since added#5Mourilyan to 6th-rank][and altered it in th'quote]
  6. :flower:st MASTER ;)'REILLY :cocktail:nd BASALTICO :beer:rd HARRIS TWEED ..1,21,13,19,11,9,20,6
  7. ..Absolutely..he should get going over there under Midge Didham's usher'n'marshall., it's Just what Jarrod can do with., to lift., to taste the penny-drop having gained new feel from newer understandings., ..i feel a big assist can be given Toddy . .with Midge proffering some of 'the counting' tricks used to measure Pace and the general dynamic of the race., as Jarrod's had a problem being too flatfooted to the dynamic often., that then finds ya too late or else running into manouvering And or blowing out traffic., he may though...get a little more success on Oz tracks variously, for his often chosen past the middle rails passages. ..shouldn't 'meddle' i guess . .but i risk that award by genuinely believing all i said is a 'true-package-help' in it's spirit's best intent. ..i'd Also encourage., being a fine handsome kiwi buggar with full 'right'., to Speak Right up..a tad more voluminously, and possibly sooner...than you may've had to employ here in N.Z., ...be full Front-on Flush in any addressals, and your charachter base of kindness, diligence and humility can still be allowed to be retained unto 'thine self' as it were...so that you don't have to undertake Too much of a ..'change' . .in a place that's far more 'dog-eat-dog'...and a parochial 'chain-pull' ticket is also thought to be held By the Ozzies . ...when it comes to 'newbie' Kiwi 'sport' :tcheek: .."very Definitely :y: ..this'll be the complex dynamic 'making of you'..pigskin'n'footpath Jarrod ! . . questforth vitallically dude :cool: " :cocktail:..ALready
  8. :e:eoffrey smHall Fined REAL Services, Farewell Handicap Piece (aStandStill afterstart . . .over 'God' knows How many 'metres' Now:rolleyes: )
  9. ..here in Nelsun., . .we were told it was a printing press "breakdown"..and that thay may not even get here Monday! ..it may've been a bare-faced lie though., That's commonplace too...along with the non arrivals ..PapuaNewGuinea, Rarotonga and Pitt Island...all managed to get theirs delivered :tcheek: . .an orangutan Again came through,..and on Raro., an old sh!##er Raleigh Twenty..Still made it . ..and an Ass arrived on time for the Pitts :e: . . .all with two staples...just like ours have now a 'choke' per annum Again for the small south island club's turnover., but They don't matter..up for ridding soon anyhow., and the turnovers on both kiwi trot meets..were weak., and corporately Helped to be once more. Nelsun's had 3 "no-books" scenarios recently.,...i couldn't be bothered posting the accounts., nobody's interested and get annoyed from 'the harp' i'm interpreted as being ..when entering the main-location suburban dairy i usually call at For th'Sunday edition, . .i noted over a dozen "Informants" Unpurchased..and that indicates the wet middle finger many punters have given "racing" because of the ongoing usary assault and complete disrespect over the books issue., . .and i Did 'Harp-On' trying to give our executives the chance to make good the custom....but alas., They didn't give a toss Either
  10. ..a Google page of many relevant links :e: http://www.google.co.nz/search?hl=en&q=parliamentarians+for+world+order&meta=&aq=0&oq=+Parliamentarians+For+world
  11. ..a Wikipedia link http://yomi.mobi/egate/Parliamentarians_for_Global_Action/a ..and in case you miss, or weren't going to find or click the link down at the Foot of this linkpage...in "Catagories"., http://yomi.mobi/egate/Category%3AWorld_government/a :e: ..off Google's tiers...'bout 5-in, a link on Ross Robertson LAB http://www.parliament.nz/en-NZ/MPP/MPs/MPs/2/b/5/49MP2301-Robertson-Ross.htm ..don't worry., Ross ain't 'special'...there've been a Stack of pollies in this outfit...possibly unsurprisingly to you once you've had a wander'n'Ponder...on these links that Do for you...what our fourth estate Won't., . ."Savy!" Spot the conference held here in Wgtn a few years ago., Very newsworthy I'd've thought :e: . ...not a sausage
  12. ..'bout time folk were reminded of LAWSbyMichael's allegiences., ..he was and may still be...a member of the career-commie collective known as Parliamentarians for Global Action(formerly.,pre 78-79., it was called PARLIAMENTARIANS For WORLD ORDER) :eek: ..an outfit Many past pollies've been a member of., Both th'Blues and th'Reds:rolleyes: . . .global villagers no less. ..here's a link for your 'starters' :e: (spot th'bit about birthcontrol:eek: ) http://www.statemaster.com/encyclopedia/Parliamentarians-for-Global-Action
  13. ..a couple of runners red Hot in the invested price., . .then a daylight distance between them and the beaten lots., when the event panns. ..the Race patterns are different Too., than the OZ ones., another piece of evidence., more 'contention' in the first 150m in OZ., lesser ammounts here in Some events., the events i spoke of firstly., . .not all races...but very definitely, Some! ..i bet a little in 'sporadics'..over in OZ., th'hounds, but i've learn't not to speculate Here!...the Shorts wining clearly'n'Easily many times...avoiding the first turn skirmishes...either ahead of them...or simply powering on through the natural melee-ers., . .something odd goes on here from time to time., of That i'm CERTAIN!...th'Competing dogs do not lie.,...they're Very Readable...just as the thoroughbred is able to be. ..illegal 'go-fast' substances can Be the only answer....and My advantage is, i'm not "In" greyhounds....and so get no 'breeze'., And or, Aren't subject to the culture's "In-culture" vanaculars and terminologies., so i see perfectly well. "Goode ON you JOHN! :| " :male:
  14. :e:...captain! . .i've fallen flat on my face..given your answer that you were in extended luncheon liquidity., means you didn't get to see today's shade of brow !...and i posted this up especially for you., a nice big 'lolly' for volley..:tcheek: ..they've been 'had a go at'..possibly trying to return 'em to the natural dark shade . .but alas., they've projected as quite a contrast to even 'th'Other day's brows...there's a rusty shade., orangeness if you will..as a tint to the darkened brownly shade they've bleached?to:confused: ...supposing therefore, that you'd See today's shift, i thought you'd like a lolly..or leastly, a repeating from the Muzzle of laughter., entree' today...from yest's main-course :e: :|
  15. ..the trackside and trotting dux ponders into his glorygorgeous mind lamenting.. [comic-cloud speaks:confused: "..i really shouldn't've started playing 'round altering these., . .they're bloody hard to get back right..as my Thismorning's fiddlings with weak-rinse bleach, would atest to.." :e:
  16. ..i'd forgotten all about it untill refreshened of it by this thread etc., ..the corporate big-business world, are joining in a unison Of this orientation mentioned by Sam in his speech., philanthropy proffered as charity...but with 'handles' of marshall and steerage to those 'helped' by the yet to be commissioned..programmes. ..they've been very open in their 'wed' to colleges and 'other' the last decade especially . .and are evermore aligning alongside the underfunded collegiates variously. All a part of showing how the free market Does 'work' ...because Look how generous and 'you'll want not',..that big-brother is., and big-brother is growing up Fast!...he'll be the horrid adult we've all been suspecting him to turn out to be..very soon., global governance of their gerrymandered, conspiritorial constructions and machinations geared in 'low-box' Gradualism..to bring about what their minion media call their creation, thuh Global Village ..their Agents., incumbent governments., introduce their legislative whims, those policies carefully designed to fail..but be easily sold inumerously by the spin and media in pocket. ..these laws then activate to an expected affect on "Us" the country or society..and then effect over us as having 'farmed us to Go bad'...so that then requires the 'synthesis' of these corporate fraternities that are ever linking in CLUSTER...to provide the solution...to the problems sown in subtle design in a cause and effect 'chain'. ..that ethos is where the speech came from, not born original in Sam's Very gracious regionally generous mind., and i'm a big supporter of his regionally sovereign moves variously., "RACING" knows All about That great KELT-Quality :cocktail::flower::cocktail:
  17. ..but he's a dozen or fifteen lengths to the battlement of where i thought he should have himself., just on an orthodox expectation from what he gathered himself up as last time in., i've been forgiving of his last two..but Today., instead of blowing out on the likely looking run 250m out'n'on From that promising looming,...he's needed to've kept finding the line increasingly...so as to appear to be 'flying' at the finish...but alas:beer:
  18. :y: ...and Very fair encapsulation (loBludeeLoud)...and the extent you show you have some of his disfunction megafoibles..nailed, triggers a Yearning for the full clipboard version of whitecoat analysis..prepared as a thesis for an academy ...yes i Think you found the Eyebrow man., Who'd dye their bloody eyebrows aye., ...and one answer is., a peacock who'd pronounce the word "thousand" like he does !...., th'Queen would roll on th'floor in laughter hearing him contort that one out each tuesday...over 'his flock' ..he'n'Poppelwell, get off on massaging subtle little inuendos and sniggers as banter condements..thinking we aren't smart enough to know the 'widdle's dripping down'.., And or that they're able to get away with it...that way et al., gee they're a blush to experience. ..the Threadpost's point is again, glaringly experienced, and the YAKyak.,yackety ruddy Yack'n'YAP., . . . .Y E A H !...YES!..it's gotten to be near entire now...and by near All hosts now aspiring to sell and stance themselves in this blush-before-themselves, thespious conn that'd Only please their mothers'n'Grannys. :e: :n:
  19. ..and you're right., the frequency with which we strike., it'd mean you'd bore us senseless Way too quick ..Hhmm Hunterville., well., Seeing it's BART . .and that he's a voucher for..and defender of the N.Z.Bred(for all his past'n'present Butters)..then so, you'd think, we're oppulent enough in ongoing satisfaction, that we'll just let things lie on the associations you've outlined..we'll just pass on a maternally endeared to look..for the joys they've just experienced., like a learning advancing child likes to receive 'in glance'...when they know they've "done good" or done it right et al . . .and a damned good head-patting they deserve every now'n'then! _ ...it's Good for them and they like a wee fontanelle ruffle'n'pat-down...
  20. ..little fatty ., Seemed to parrot Some sort of bent vibe from their direction :eek::tcheek: . . .he just honed in on the most obviously 'stepped forth' steppened Out one.. ., . . .went, "Eeeewe., no far que for That"...and pounced in aft covet to deliver a good ol'fashioned homohaka., Bush style of course., no ROTHMANS afterwards :cool:
  21. :y: . . . worked a treat mate! ..i labelled the Trifecta AND First-4..in the first where grave diggers bust shovel handles . .next tip KALGOORLIE BOMBER won as the rank-rated runner! ..GARROD ran second . .but Wait! there was MR M:DR as the last one, and ridden by 'God', IT won To:eek: ...see ya back at "General" :cool:
  22. ..BAZ., . .many races were straggley startlements..and that then affected the settlements and pannings from et al ..this'll be a phenomenon for quite some time till mostly of all., usually competing athletes novice-to-top, have seen, heard'n'felt their accomodations and acoustics etc. ..and a pee ess B:DZ . . .been laughing each numerous times lately, that a Kiwi's won a 'goodie' in OZ...or the any-many really!,...just stepping stones To the goodies __:y:
  23. ..the N.Z.Cup'n'CHANGEDOVER having auto-entry...seems to usurp etc., but That race accepted, there's No reason other 'orthodox' races are the same Haven., indeed they're Not. . . and i'd expect the turnover drop to be Very self evident., there's people living this private boycott now, but the mossball rolling would soon see a discernable portion missing from the expected 'plimsole' figures. [and that tinymin doesn't have a horse lined up in Every race..so the contrast will be clear...allowed 'pattern'.] ..and the rolling ball gathering 'moss'...would have an even More magnetic 'viral' effect..on those pools that seek an apparency of many investing...making them worthwhile attempting their very difficult task. If that confidence isn't there...or that there's some perceived reason that people mightn't or aren't going to 'front'...then just That suspicion...will Bring about the fear, Anyhow . .and hence i estimate Those pools the most vulnerable. ":beer:Cheers JIM"