RaceCafe..#1...Tipsters Thread.... Share Your Fancies For Fun...Lets See Who The Best Tipsters Here Are.

von Smallhaussen

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    von Smallhaussen got a reaction from Midget in Winton Gallops   
    Due to these poor ongoing administrative decisions I have abandoned racing and found a new pass time. I just hope racing keeps these administrators because I could commit harriecarrie if any of them turn up on the board of Morris Dancing NZ. 
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    von Smallhaussen got a reaction from scooby3051 in RANDWICK RESULTS HERE   
    Nope - I like seeing all those $0.00's
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    von Smallhaussen got a reaction from We're Doomed in RANDWICK RESULTS HERE   
    Nope - I like seeing all those $0.00's
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    von Smallhaussen reacted to Ponderosa8 in Randwick comp this Saturday   
    Being in my early 60's and with a wage rate of $19.00 per hour...I'd be too cheap so they wouldnt wont me.
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    von Smallhaussen reacted to Basil brush in Randwick comp this Saturday   
    Well done.Just reading an article with a bad dad joke that would be right up a Cubes alley
    "Without Geometry life would be pointless"
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    von Smallhaussen reacted to Ponderosa8 in Randwick comp this Saturday   
    That'll be moi.... trusty old Excel spreadsheet comes in handy.!!
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    von Smallhaussen reacted to Basil brush in Randwick comp this Saturday   
    Gotta admire whoever is scoring this.
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    von Smallhaussen got a reaction from Disillusioned in TAB to cut 30% of its staff   
    TAB to cut 30% of it's staff!
    well we all know from past experience that the TAB is not that flash with it's arithmetic eg- bonus bets stuff up and their annual reporting figures (as us good guys say "smoke and mirrors")
    so what they are probably going to do is cut their 700+ employees by 30 
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    von Smallhaussen reacted to Leggy in 1st July start   
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    von Smallhaussen got a reaction from We're Doomed in Stop arguing......   
    I have just been reading that covid 19 has some strange effects on people -covid toes etc 
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    von Smallhaussen got a reaction from fermoy in Peter Jensen HRNZ CEO   
    those that talk like that, usually don't spend enough time thinking! 
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    von Smallhaussen reacted to Leggy in Peter Jensen HRNZ CEO   
    I've cited this elsewhere and it's floating around. You remind me again Von.
    Ernest Rutherford was born near Nelson in 1871. ‘Ern’, as he was known by his family, later claimed his inventiveness was honed on the challenges of helping out on his parents' farm: ‘We haven't the money, so we've got to think’.
    Mind you, it was just an atom.
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    von Smallhaussen got a reaction from Baz (NZ) in Peter Jensen HRNZ CEO   
    those that talk like that, usually don't spend enough time thinking! 
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    von Smallhaussen got a reaction from Patiti in Joke of the day - OMG   
    Thank you for the reply - I shall sleep better tonight 
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    von Smallhaussen got a reaction from Baz (NZ) in Joke of the day - OMG   
    the truth is - he was attracted to this role because he got the DCM from his last role ! 
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    von Smallhaussen got a reaction from Insider in Joke of the day - OMG   
    the truth is - he was attracted to this role because he got the DCM from his last role ! 
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    von Smallhaussen got a reaction from We're Doomed in Joke of the day - OMG   
    the truth is - he was attracted to this role because he got the DCM from his last role ! 
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    von Smallhaussen got a reaction from Baz (NZ) in Lincoln Farms boss slams RITA   
    think of it another way W D ... they have been successful alright ( in their own way ) - they think the racing participants are thick so will come in and take as much of their $$$ as they can get and then get out! 
     
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    von Smallhaussen got a reaction from CT"s in Best bet at Flemington today........   
    all sorts of strange things have been happening in this world since the corona virus reared it's ugly head!  - stopper tipping a winner at $4 
    well done Thommo
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    von Smallhaussen got a reaction from TurnyTom in Best bet at Flemington today........   
    all sorts of strange things have been happening in this world since the corona virus reared it's ugly head!  - stopper tipping a winner at $4 
    well done Thommo
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    von Smallhaussen reacted to scooby3051 in Best bet at Flemington today........   
    Well done stopper credit where it is due. It must be some horse.....
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    von Smallhaussen got a reaction from Disillusioned in Rosehill and Flemington comp - Results here   
    Thanks for the comp and scoring - but Pondy isn't the break even $50 meaning 18 would've made a profit?
    20 horses at $1 ew plus 10 x $1 quinellas
     
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    von Smallhaussen got a reaction from Ponderosa8 in Weekend Comp - Rosehill and Flemington   
    Scr replacement please pondy
    Flemington R 5 now 3/10
    Tks
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    von Smallhaussen got a reaction from TARANTULA in Weekend Comp - Rosehill and Flemington   
    I can just imagine Cubes ordering the Chinese takeout next week when we go to level 3 - it will be phone order and delivered.
    Cubes will be so looking forward to the Chinese meal he will go running out to meet the delivery and the Chinese man will say "isolate, isolate" - and Cubes will say
    "you are not that late - I only ordered 15 minutes ago" 
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    von Smallhaussen got a reaction from Gruff in Weekend Comp - Rosehill and Flemington   
    I can just imagine Cubes ordering the Chinese takeout next week when we go to level 3 - it will be phone order and delivered.
    Cubes will be so looking forward to the Chinese meal he will go running out to meet the delivery and the Chinese man will say "isolate, isolate" - and Cubes will say
    "you are not that late - I only ordered 15 minutes ago"