von Smallhaussen

Best best in Australia tomorrow - well that's akin to slurring your words

If 666 is the devils number, then would the square root of 666 be the root of all evil?

All racing would be tiered if the handicapping is done properly

Cubes it looks as though not enough people in your area share your enthusiasmness

2 top class horses head to head and how good then is the third horse?

too longer name - should of just called it Leo's big red meets maiden

perhaps David fancies himself as a breed shaper

Guilty - sentence - 7 nights in Cambridge

I am sure pre race Bevins Weeney called Our Hail Mary ..... Our Male Hairy !

Back to the fascinator - reminds me of a story - The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentenceMolly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word'fascinate, not fascinating'.Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see RockCity and I was 'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she hadbeen burned by Little Johnny before.She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word'fascinate', so she called on him.Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'?The teacher sat down and cried.

Join the club Cubes - Mrs. vS didn't like the lawnmower I got her for Christmas!

Hey poundman - you must be getting old! I thought when you were a young fella you liked 'scoring'

A quick and urgent partial fix for the industry - get rid of the troughs and the snouts will disappear !

Usually ridden by D C McLaren - one of the best on a frontrunner!

Every morning when you enter the ivory tower in Petone you are given a pair of glasses to wear for the day.

Brother McDermott probably gave you 6 because he backed a loser!

double check the name on it - is it a Rolex or a Relox

Why is 'down on the rail' so off at this time of the year - especially Awapuni and Otaki recently.

Ivory tower at Petone built very close to the old Gear meat works site

Confucious say - any business going broke make money any way can

The King needs to spend more time on the throne

Malcolm was one of the better apprentices amongst a good crop in the northern area early 80's. - Went to Aussie!

No amount of Government assistance can fix the incompetence within this industry!