RaceCafe..#1...Tipsters Thread.... Share Your Fancies For Fun...Lets See Who The Best Tipsters Here Are.

Steve C

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  1. “Nature of my employment?” What does this mean short stuff? I’ve just celebrated my 7 year work anniversary in my 4th different role within the company and started up my new successful business. Face to face Caulfield Saturday morning you, me and the Flea. Just make sure you have the cash and not a betting voucher and a mobile number to call like last time as I have a lunch date in the city and we’ll now be dining on Caviar and Dom thanks to your white flag waving thing.
  2. There’s no risk Daryl. Flealaar is a flea and besides he can’t possibly win with a lifetime of short stuff’s karma on his back. Karma did a fantastic job for us last weekend and will serve up an equally good dose for us this Saturday. Don’t fret.
  3. How about I just meet you at Caulfield short stuff and when Flealaar gets chutneyed for the second consecutive week you can hand over a grand (AUD cash, none of this betting voucher and a mobile number to chase someone else in a different country shenanigans). What do ya reckon? P.S. Did you pack the telephone books in your carry on so I can see you when I arrive at Caulfield on Saturday?
  4. If you win can’t I just give you a betting voucher and a mobile number to chase the rest? Surely that’s fair?
  5. It’s not a bet Leigh. It’s a fait accompli. I just hope short stuff doesn’t pay me in a betting voucher and give me a mobile number to chase my winnings like he did last time.
  6. Settle down Leigh. You’re getting a little over excited don’t you think? Anyone would think Flealaar is Winx you way you’re behaving.
  7. Of course. I will speak to Gary personally to see if he’s happy to do this.
  8. I’ve gotta give it to ya. You do give me a good daily laugh Leigh, you really do.
  9. Because I’m a man of my word Leigh unlike him. I also have cash unlike him.
  10. I won’t be trusting him but Gary Williams on the other hand. Gary is a man of integrity so let’s say you deposit $1000 into Gary’s TAB account and if Flealaar wins I’ll pay you. If it loses I get a grand? No each way, $1K on the nose. What say you?
  11. I’m off to St Andrews Beach for a fishing trip with the boys and need some extra spending money. Who wants 100/1 on Flealaar in the first race at Caulfield this Saturday? Baz, how much you want? Let me know please.
  12. Felaar on the drift this morning out to $9. He should be out to $90 by now. I hope he’s got the white flag bleached and ready for a repeat performance on Saturday. No excuses this time. I wonder how many beverage & food vouchers short stuff will have on him? .
  13. It’s a good field Red Rum. The Tasmanian and the Waterhouse/Bott runners will also be strong chances.
  14. Sure. I’ve got a fishing trip coming up and I need some bait. How much would you like to donate?
  15. Baz, old son, please tell me you won’t be wasting your hard earned on this thing? Pauline Hansen has more chance of winning the Federal Election over here than that flea. Should be 100/1. I wonder if Ernie will be backing it?
  16. Looks like Ernie’s been on his Ladbrokes account again backing my tips. I hope Bill wins as he’ll be needing the million to pay me after I belt short stuff in the ring. https://apple.news/AT7wa_zZjRfu0srUuvtS8OQ
  17. We’ll get Robbie Waterhouse over to take bets (I’ve already taken $10,000 @100/1 from Ernie to win a million just like when Floyd backed himself to beat that pretender Irishman Conor McGregor).
  18. You’re all talk short stuff. I’ve just found footage of you “getting stuck in a lift” with a few people. An angry ankle biting Chihuahua comes to mind. Do I fight you blindfolded with my arms tied around my back to give you a slight chance? We need to make this a spectacle for the punters otherwise it’s going to be another boring bloody walkover like Felaar raising the white flag last weekend. https://youtu.be/M-re0HMkldY
  19. This is a joke right Ernie? I’ll jump in the ring with short stuff anytime. Would love the opportunity. Also I’ll put $10,000 on me at your odds of 100/1 please (not that you’d ever take the bet, you’re all talk Ernie, just like when you talked up Hay List to beat Black Caviar - we all know how that one ended). Let’s do it short stuff! Give the punters what they want. We can set up a ring outside HeadQuarters Viaduct. Ernie, you can pay for his hospital bills.
  20. “Can’t prove anything he has been asked so far?” Are you kidding me?? I can always rely on you to put a smile on my face Leigh.
  21. Were you born an arse kisser or did your Mummy teach you how to be one cause you’re real good at it. At least you’re good at something.
  22. Genuine question short stuff. How much of your successful sister’s dough was put up for HeadQuarters Viaduct as we all know no bank would touch you with a 10 foot barge pole.
  23. 62 full time staff?? Does that include your stylist short stuff or just the ones holding up an individual piece of plastic confetti each?
  24. I might have a chat with Deano short stuff and see if we can tee up you versus Jesse Mulligan in the next Fight 4 Life. What do ya reckon? I’ll see if we can put a special clause in just for you to be able to wear a pair of your Gucci platforms. I reckon we could sell out Vecta Arena twice over. I’ll even provide the plastic confetti for the crowd.
  25. Will they be providing you with a bassinet for the flight home today short stuff and have you brought back some plastic confetti to celebrate your own arrival back at HeadQuarters Viaduct? Rumour has it that Richo is patiently waiting there for another selfie although he’s hoping you’ve improved your style since Randwick.