The Diceman Cometh

Whoz Hot In the Jockey's ranks - Slamming Sammy New Zealand's leading hoop is having a blinder. Love her like a sister. Go girl. In the Trainer's ranks - The Matamata Ladies Fawcett, Prendergast, Gerard Hot, Hot, Hot - back them with confidence. Love your work ladies - well done. In the Owner's ranks - Cambridge Kylie My dream wife - we deserve each other. Plenty of winners in 2018 and a big Cup week ahead. In the Media ranks - The Central Districts TV crew. The pictures from the Gisborne - Wairoa week were excellent, with one exception. Could you put some extra makeup on Big Bev. He has enthusiasm, knowledge and great rapport with both trainers and jockeys, but a deadset face for radio. In the Administrators ranks - The Gisborne - Wairoa committees and track staff. Bloody brilliant, all of you.

Seriously, some of you lot need your nappies changed. Same shit - different day. Reality is, if you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster.

What do fair weather friends and trees have in common Mr Cave? They both hit the deck when you hit them with an axe. Best we remain at arm's length for the time being.

Thank you for your welcome Mr Much. Please give my regards to your cousin, Eaten Too, who I dated in High School. I hope her recent stomach staple operation has been a success. Mr Cave, would I be correct in assuming your recent arrival from Melbourne has coincided with the Australian Goverment's policy of returning all penal discards to their place of birth. You need a slap for being caught in the first place, but that aside, it is glaringly obvious that you are enjoying the freedom of access to a computer. One could also assume it is most likely at your local library. You need to learn a thing or two about Karma. It is very closely related to Karma Sutra, and as sure as God created beaten odds on favourites, the fickle figure of fate will fxxx, come up behind you and teach you a lesson of a very painfull nature. You of course, know this already after your weekend in Auckland at the Pride Festival. Make sure you continue to apply the ointment. In this instance, I agree whole heartedly with Ounceforounce. C Rutten, as owner, can do what he pleases with each and every one of his horses. In this case he is yet to be proved wrong in his decision, but I have a gut feel that if the horse wins the Derby, Rosie may well be remunerated for her efforts to date, which would make your Karma wish very misguided, and nasty in the extreme. Have a great day.

Is this a private conversation, or can other wise and intelligent, good looking and soft-handed achievers join in?