RaceCafe..#1...Tipsters Thread.... Share Your Fancies For Fun...Lets See Who The Best Tipsters Here Are.

kawiboy

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  1. Fully agree Midget with NZF,only consistent party caring about NZ'ers.
  2. Stop criticizing female reporters.If they reported when looking their brilliant best,(legs behind their ears)NO male would be objecting!
  3. I am just repeating what was told to me other day,and wonder if anyone else has heard similar.That David Walker,disqualified for 7 yrs thereabout,has applied to resume his career starting working back at stables,and riding trials.Probably served long enough,could do with more senior jockeys.And at end of day,we are probably all guilty of wrong somewhere along the way?Interesting.....
  4. What happens when run by mugs.A blind dog could have told us Sunday with predicted weather,that unlikely to go ahead today.
  5. What page,not in mine???
  6. I am not saying he's not a champion,just the ease he drives to near lead and is not challenged by other drivers.My point is not DD, but the lack of initiative shown by other drivers.Good luck to him overseas.
  7. Not being a big follower of trots,I wondered why this guy was a great driver.I watched some trots at Forbury where he drove about 5 winners.Every driver who drives against him should be suspended for 3 months for being such incompetent drivers.Near every race he raced to the front,pulled on the brake and sprinted on the turn.Those behind,running for 2nd.Or gets the lead,pass's up n trails an dashs along the rails.What woeful driving by the other mugs,maybe why he's happy to stay in NZ rather than venture into the hot beds of trotting,Oz,US,Canada?????????I am sure he wouldn't get such luxuries of dictating there????
  8. No track work(which I find most important)No stats on whether started b4 hurdles/steeples.And don't say its all online,that I know.Very small print,I hate the format.The only positive is now out Thursday,I not need to buy the Turf Digest Thursday.I predict that in 12 months The Informant will be non existence,sadly.
  9. Its part of the Govt strategy to stop people punting,in turn not going to race meetings,in turn close the courses and then they have there land for housing for the incoming immigrants.Then promotion for Bills Racing Minister,sorry I can't remember his name.
  10. Theres nothing wrong with Ruakaka,a great course.As was my $14 quaddie outlay,for 10% of the quaddie.And both trainers through the $23 2nd leg out.They should race there every day,lol.
  11. How can you tell when your lady is too fat?? When she sits on your face and you can't hear the races
  12. How can a lady tell she is getting old? When she cuts her nipple shaving her legs.
  13. Tony is getting long in the tooth.Do they have training schools or whatever for budding youngsters wanting to call.After all,Tom Woods has scored himself a good job,congratulations.But he was pretty rough around the edges when starting out,but was persevered with and good on his success.
  14. Her boss has a great record with apprentices since leaving as a stock agent to train.Must have watched his trainer of Copper Belt (Deacs) as he had a few smart jockeys as did fellow Hawera trainer Wally McEwan at that time.
  15. But $38 double X 15,plus 30 ew at $9 hurt.Did get Hollie Andrews in last,now there is a good CD jock.
  16. Did she hit it once or twice??????????????Maybe she is a good rider,but that was definitely a "Go To Jail" ride and don't collect your riding fee on the way.
  17. What a terrible ride on Miss Norway today at Otaki by apprentice rider Hirini.And paying $9 to win,I am moaning thru my pocket.With a slight bit of vigour shown,maybe the horse would have won by a length or more,than beat.But what a fantastic boss she has,before stipes can consider action,her boss Mike Breslin is preaching to the media that the ride was his fault,not his apprentices.She was riding to his instructions,which were not for her to get into the horse, at the 150 metre mark.In my opinion the trainers immediate response saved the young lady 4-6 weeks on the sideline for failing to ride the horse out.Very smart reaction,as her boss, she can keep earning you 50% of rides and stakes she collects, rather than being suspended.
  18. Thats why there are few people oncourse today compared to years past.As there are few people savvy or smart enough like you, to attend a race meeting as you deem.What a bloody stupid comment.And how do you know these people are at the doors at 11,are you amongst them waiting for your alcoholic shot???
  19. Include jockeys also of being terrible judges....or they trying to give punters the slip?
  20. A couple having finance problems,so husband suggests she go and work the corner.He says,for safety I'll park around the corner,and charge $100 for full sex....after 10 minutes a client comes and asks,how much for sex.She replies $100,to which he advises he only has $30.She tells him to wait,runs off to the car to tell hubby he only has $30.The hubby tells her for $30,get to her knees and give a bj....she go's back and tells the client to which he agrees,dropping his shorts and exposing his huge dick.She looks in amazement as she shouts,"Wow",telling him to wait a minute and not leave.She runs back to the car yelling to the husband,"Can we lend this guy $70 darling."
  21. 3 weeks after sex,the prostitute went to the police,wanting to lay a rape charge.The policeman said to her,you are a prostitute,so why has it taken 3 weeks to report it.She replied,"Because his cheque bounced,"
  22. Not at all,as long as they see me as unattractive.
  23. And the guys whom use their services Midget???
  24. I tuned in to look yesterday,and listening to that oncourse announcer burble on for 5 minutes of utter crap,I returned to watching Judge Rinder.That guy on Trackside makes BP and Jason Tan of past,sound like genius's.Where do Trackside find these people,no wonder Oz snapped up Jayne Ivil.