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Geneva Convention

Tianchi Monster, raced as Formidable for Shaune Ritchie in NZ also in R5. Should be running on over the longer trips.

Big crowd turnout. Stallions impressively presented at every stud. Didnt make choosing matings any easier ! Windsor had theirs looking particularly shiny and ready to go. Zacinto very poised in the wind and rain. Pedigrees aside, Preferment, Rock 'n' Pop, Sacred Falls, Zacinto, Vanbrugh, Turn Me Loose, Mongolian Khan and Shocking had particular physical appeal - to my very subjective eye.

Good vendor to deal with too. His weanlings are well presented & generally have decent pedigrees. No reserves on them so you know where you stand.

Still in NZTR Derby noms though.

Seems like a sensible outcome . Rider of 2nd horse viewed footage and decided not to take it any further. D.Johnson warned by stewards. All sorted.

So who won it and did they get the full $20k prize ?

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Riding the favourite at Riccarton, a jockey was well ahead of the field. Suddenly he was hit on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages. He managed to keep control of his mount and pulled back into the lead, only to be struck by box of Christmas crackers and a dozen mince pies as he went over the last fence. With great skill he managed to steer the horse to the front of the field once more when, on the run, he was struck on the head by a bottle of sherry and a Christmas pudding. Thus distracted, he succeeded in coming only second. He immediately went to the stewards to complain that h

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