RaceCafe..#1...Tipsters Thread.... Share Your Fancies For Fun...Lets See Who The Best Tipsters Here Are.

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  1. Cubes once dated an optometrist but am not sure that is relevant to this thread
  2. The Cubemeister has thought about the last bullet point for a while now and agrees that masks shouldn't be worn when eating or drinking 'cause that could get messy
  3. Sam Wynne....in Cubes' humble opinion......one of the nicest people you will ever meet on the planet and also very witty and a very good jockey
  4. Ummm........Cubes never actually went to school but Tasminator......isn't 5 times 3 =14 ?
  5. Back in the day , and Cubes may or may not be mistaken , wasn't Pat Cooper (who the Cubemeister remembers and other 'Cafers may as well as one of the nicest blokes you will ever meet ) the vet ? Anywhoosit ..... In the 70's , maybe or maybe not , Cubes and his mate Tarquin went the day before and dug a hole and buried a dozen beers only to realise their efforts were unnecessary 'cause anyone could take in whatever they wanted.....
  6. So.........does the Bowman , The Cubinator , RFT and the Passionate One get to share the Three fitty first prize by losing the loser comp ...... or not so much ?
  7. The Cubemeister has been missing the comps Matamata Race 1...#5 Race 2...#1...BB Race 3...#2...BB Race 4...#4 Race 5...#9 Race 6...#5 Race 7...#15 Race 8...#7...BB Race 9...#11 Trentham Race 1...#13...BB Race 2...#1 Race 3...#6 Race 4...#7 Race 5...#5 Race 6...#18 Race 7...#6 Race 8...#11 Race 9...#9 Cheers to scorer , sponsor and all competitors Have a great Day everyone , everywhere... Cubes and Out
  8. Cubes has kinda half read this and is kinda suprised how far coporate mumblespeak has become in recent times... Leading with cadence and stamina ? Epitomise vision and values ? Emotionally Intelligent ? Holy Moly !!!! P.S. The Cubemeister got yarning with Bernard @ Riccarton on Saturday and he is actually not a bad bloke
  9. And to be fair to Cubes he asked Decahedron what his lucky number was and it is 4 and Mrs Cubes who has sadly passed away had a lucky number of 7 and Cubes likes a Hickman runner and The Cubemeister asked Prism whom to back but Cubes got the silent treatment 'çause he does not like the horseracingness ( the middle child of 2 and his lucky number is 29 and that's not very helpful anyway) so Cubes thought Opie is quite a good jockey and ...... By the way........why do men need a mask to go to the portaloo and females don't ? Probably why Cubes doesn't do too well in tipping comps
  10. It is generally known that Cubes is an absolutely useless punter and basically just about always loses money at the track And The Cubemeister was generally useless in the recent Spring Comp and let the team ...Black Caviar down.....Sorry Team Cubes thinks he got 1 quinella in a 10 week quinella tipping comp And The Cubinator did not really want to go on Wednesday @ Riccarton and was put in some bubble by the birdcage and everyone at the table beside Cubes had a mask but they were the only people and we were about 1 foot away so no-one seems to know what social distancing is and so etc And Cubes , who does not consider himself to be a boasty type , out of nowhere , had one of those days .....and we've to Riccarton maybe 200 times....ChelseaCol help me out there.... And the teller @ the TAB booth thingy did not have enough mullah for Cubes ""So I took that all I could get" like Bachman Turner Overdrive used to say so we had to have some dosh deposited into the online account and then we got a text or something saying the account was temp suspended because the TAB thought Cubes was a professional gambler or something which is about as far from reality as anything And Cubes whom hadn't studied the form or anything nailed 5 quinellas in a row And Cubes is looking forward to Saturday
  11. Unfortunately didn't get the ace bullet 3 wide without cover Be better for the run Be better next campaign Loose runner disrupted racing pattern
  12. Post of the year in Cubes' opinion...
  13. Hi All Tauranga 7.....#1 , #11 Awapuni 8....#5 , #9...BB Rose 5.....#4 , #9 Rose 6...#5 , #10 Rose 7....#8 , #9 Flem 1...#5 , #6 Flem 2...#1 , #9 Flem 3....#1 , #2 Flem 4.....#7 , #8....BB Flem 5....#1 , #5 Flem 6...#2 , #4 Flem 7...#4 , #5 Flem 8...#5 , #7 Flem 9...#4 , #5 At the clocktower so to speak.... Time to let down and greet the judge...
  14. History is a funny thing..... The Cubemeister posted this less than 3 years ago..... Hang in there ''Cafers........ It is always darkest just before dawn
  15. Cubes with only one scratching which says it all... Valley Race 6......Becomes.....#2 , #5 if possible
  16. Hi Valley Friday Night Race 7...#4 , #12 Saturday Matu Race 7....#5 , #9 Ricc Race 8...#2 , #3 Ricc Race 10...#7 , #13 Rand Race 3...#2 , #5 Rand Race 7...#4 , #5 Rand Race 9...#7 , #12 Valley Race 3...#5 , #7 Valley Race 4...#6 , #8 Valley Race 5...#1 , #7 Valley Race 6...#2 , #4 Valley Race 7...#1 , #9 Valley Race 8...#5 , #7...BB Valley Race 9...#4 , #6 Valley Race 10...#4 , #11...BB Go Black Cav's Cubes and Out
  17. And then the new trainer who seems like a nice bloke said we may not make the field @ Phar Lap so let's go to Wingatui and even though the form line is terrible @ 67x9 we maybe get some rating points or something like that so when Cup week comes round @ Riccarton we might get a start for some decent coin but then on the news we heard that NZ Cup Week is somewhat curtailed but then Cubes thought life is short so let's go for it but then the weather turned bad and then Cubity lost some money in the stock market so thought about the transport cost from Riccarton to Otago but then the Cubemeister's mate Tarquin said Sterling was going up versus the Yen due to some geopolitical issues in Asia so Cubes had a punt and made some tin but then lost all that at Tauranga today so then Cubes got on some Zoom call where some thoroughbred person said we are in a virtuous circle and to be fair Cubity has no idea what a virtuous circle is so Cubes is gonna have a G and T and study the form @ Otago tomorrow
  18. Nice day down South.... Hast 6....#9 , #15 Hast 8...#3 , #4 Ash 8...#5 , #6 Rand 5...#1 , #7 Rand 6...#3 , #4 Rand 7...#4 , #8 Rand 8...#1 , #4 Rand 9...#1 , #12 Caul 4...#10 , #11 Caul 5...#10 , #11...BB Caul 6...#2 , #4...BB Caul 7...#2 , #9 Caul 8...#7 , #9 Caul 9...#3 , #4 Caul 10...#2 , #10 Good Luck to all
  19. Cubity knows bugger all about anything and is generally regarded as useless ...... But The Cubemeister just wants to give a shout out to a growing talent South Island racing is strong ......look at fields and noms.... And The Crossinator does a great job and deserves recognition Cubes and Out
  20. So the trainer says the horse needs a name ….like NOW...and then Mrs. Cubes said something like we need a name for the horse and then Cubes didn't know what to do and then Coco the chocolate Lab brings in the toy stuffed Flamingo and Dodecahedron ….the eldest....says "Share the Flamingo"" and Coco the Lab doesn't and so Prism the middle child of two says "Share the Flamingo " but Coco is as thick as anything so doesn't so Mrs. Cubes says Bad Flamingo and that's how the thoroughbred got his name
  21. Hmmm....never great to get a scratching in a BB Yet stilll... Flem Race 8....May the Cubster please take #13 instead of the not running #18 please boss So Flem Race 8 becomes #8 , #13...BB
  22. Well Cubes is gonna post early this week foresure.. And gets to be one of fifty allowed to Riccarton on Saturday !!! Lucky abacus.....lift off Magic dartboard.....thrown those arrows Results are in Hast 6...#6 , #7 Hast 8...#6 , #9 Rand 2...#2 , #7 Rand 3...#13 , #14 Rand 5...#1 , #6 Rand 6...#1 , #6 Rand 7...#1 , #5 Rand 8...#1 , #13....BB Rand 9...#9 , #12 Flem 3...#1 , #3 Flem 4...#2 , #8 Flem 5...#2 , #8 Flem 6...#2 , #9 Flem 7...#4 , #8 Flem 8...#8 , #18...BB Go the Cav Go the Cossack Onwards to Glory.......
  23. It is only 4.05 am here in Cubeville and your post made The Cubemeister smile Go buy a powerball ticket or somesuch Good things come to whom that wait And cream rises to the top Peter R S .......award for perservance