Ohokaman 5,825 Report post Posted July 31, 2017 How many can identify with this situation.......?? elbow 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivanthegreat 1,123 Report post Posted August 16, 2017 Spikecity 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohokaman 5,825 Report post Posted August 18, 2017 Anyone who knows the Gold Coast will understand this..... globederby12 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivanthegreat 1,123 Report post Posted August 18, 2017 Millennial Customer Service Brown Fox and elbow 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shad 1,554 Report post Posted August 19, 2017 Why did the pine tree fall over, he had to many cones. elbow 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insider 3,947 Report post Posted August 19, 2017 Winx My husband just said....Winx needs more barrier practice. Surely she must trial before she next races!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivanthegreat 1,123 Report post Posted August 21, 2017 Memphis2 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikecity 749 Report post Posted August 21, 2017 An American bets an irish man that he can't drink ten pints one after the other. The irish man ups and leaves and comes back after half an hour an accepts the bet and wins The American in shock says wow paddy fair play but can I ask were you went. The irish man replies sure I had to go to the pub across the road and make sure I could do it first Gruff, vanturk1 and TOM(the other Molloy) 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivanthegreat 1,123 Report post Posted August 31, 2017 http://www.youtube.com/embed/Pkeiv7hZy_Y?rel=0 Gruff, rdytdy and barryb 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fartoomuch 1,376 Report post Posted August 31, 2017 Mick who is employed by NZRB interviews NZRB CEO John on Trackside and supposedly asks his boss hard questions!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikecity 749 Report post Posted September 7, 2017 Today I saw two blind people fighting then I shouted "I'm supporting the one with the knife", they both ran away vanturk1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikecity 749 Report post Posted September 7, 2017 A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted: "'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am". The man below replied "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude". "You must be a technician." said the balloonist. "I am" replied the man "how did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you have told me is probably technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is, I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip with your talk." The man below responded, "You must be in management". "I am" replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," said the man "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fucking fault! ivanthegreat, globederby12, vanturk1 and 2 others 4 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivanthegreat 1,123 Report post Posted September 11, 2017 Gruff 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivanthegreat 1,123 Report post Posted September 11, 2017 Memphis2 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikecity 749 Report post Posted September 11, 2017 Black Kirrama, Memphis2, richie and 1 other 3 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda kratchanova 2 501 Report post Posted September 11, 2017 Boris has a blind friend with a lbabrador dog guide he went into the TAB with the dog and then picked it up by the lead and swung it around and around in the air, n0? the man behind the window shouted what're you doing you idoit the blind man sayed I am just having a look around Ohokaman, Memphis2, ivanthegreat and 3 others 4 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shad 1,554 Report post Posted September 11, 2017 Why has barbie never had babies, because ken comes in a different box. vanturk1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shad 1,554 Report post Posted September 12, 2017 Just released the new divorce barbie, she comes with all of kens things. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikecity 749 Report post Posted September 13, 2017 Memphis2 and elbow 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 2Admin2 Report post Posted September 24, 2017 After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion thattheir ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times: "American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the British". One week later the Otago Daily Times reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 feet in his backyard in Tapanui , Horri Parata , a self-taught Maori archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely bugger-all. Horri has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, NZ had already gone wireless..." Makes me feel bloody proud to be a NZ er. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivanthegreat 1,123 Report post Posted September 27, 2017 elbow 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivanthegreat 1,123 Report post Posted September 29, 2017 Memphis2 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivanthegreat 1,123 Report post Posted September 30, 2017 Rodley posted a 5 leg multi on TFC to follow up the 20 x 40 on Resurrect today. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivanthegreat 1,123 Report post Posted October 3, 2017 Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Lady: No, I didn’t stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Alfred died some 20 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven’t felt that good in years! Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so “spicy” that I just laid down and told him “Take me, young man. Take me now!” Defense Attorney: Did he take you? Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, “April Fool!” And that’s when I shot the bastard. ________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivanthegreat 1,123 Report post Posted October 10, 2017 Gruff and Memphis2 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...